Maryam Rz.’s Reviews > A Court of Mist and Fury > Status Update
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Look
I realise this art is not entirely appropriate
and Good Mary tried to convince Evil Mary not to post it
BUT
it's TOO BEAUTIFUL I CAN'T I CAN'T
I swear
I tried really really hard not share this art
BUT I'M SORRY I CAN'T HELP MYSELF OKAY
here it is
(prepares to run upon attack)
OKAY I AM LEAVING GR BYE
— Aug 17, 2020 09:32AM
I realise this art is not entirely appropriate
and Good Mary tried to convince Evil Mary not to post it
BUT
it's TOO BEAUTIFUL I CAN'T I CAN'T
I swear
I tried really really hard not share this art
BUT I'M SORRY I CAN'T HELP MYSELF OKAY
here it is
(prepares to run upon attack)
OKAY I AM LEAVING GR BYE
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Maryam’s Previous Updates
Maryam Rz.
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They had let a fox into a chicken coop—and he could do nothing...
...I gave [him] a sweet, sleepy smile. So our game began.
MUHAHAHA Evil Mary approves 😈
*sees previous review*
*her cringe-o-meter breaks because*
*omg her writing was such a cringefest*
*sits down to rewrite entire review*
— Aug 17, 2020 01:03PM
...I gave [him] a sweet, sleepy smile. So our game began.
MUHAHAHA Evil Mary approves 😈
*sees previous review*
*her cringe-o-meter breaks because*
*omg her writing was such a cringefest*
*sits down to rewrite entire review*
Maryam Rz.
is on page 620 of 624
Meanwhile at the Night Court: Other Reason Why I Love Amren
amren: WHERE IS SHE!?
rhys:
amren: ARE U TELLING ME U LEFT HER!??
rhys: look she’s my spy—
amren: spy my ass, go sit in the corner and think about what u’ve done
rhys: i’m ur high lord u can’t—
amren: *cracks knuckles*
rhys: *already in the corner* i’m wrong u’re right, no need to get angry now
— Aug 17, 2020 12:32PM
amren: WHERE IS SHE!?
rhys:
amren: ARE U TELLING ME U LEFT HER!??
rhys: look she’s my spy—
amren: spy my ass, go sit in the corner and think about what u’ve done
rhys: i’m ur high lord u can’t—
amren: *cracks knuckles*
rhys: *already in the corner* i’m wrong u’re right, no need to get angry now
Maryam Rz.
is on page 613 of 624
Feylin: Another Summary↓
Look, I feel sorry for Tamlin I really do and I want him to get help and heal and everything and I understand why he acts the way he does but also fuck you Tamlin 🙂
— Aug 17, 2020 12:13PM
Look, I feel sorry for Tamlin I really do and I want him to get help and heal and everything and I understand why he acts the way he does but also fuck you Tamlin 🙂
Maryam Rz.
is on page 580 of 624
Language lessons with Amren ↓
amren: ok synonyms anyone?
rhys: they’re weird bc a cottage in the forest sounds cosy but a cabin in the woods means u’re gonna die
mor: or butt dial vs booty call
az: those are connotations
cass: the best is forgive me father for i have sinned vs sorry daddy i’ve been naughty
amren: language is cancelled
feyre: how do i delete this convo
— Aug 17, 2020 11:22AM
amren: ok synonyms anyone?
rhys: they’re weird bc a cottage in the forest sounds cosy but a cabin in the woods means u’re gonna die
mor: or butt dial vs booty call
az: those are connotations
cass: the best is forgive me father for i have sinned vs sorry daddy i’ve been naughty
amren: language is cancelled
feyre: how do i delete this convo
Maryam Rz.
is on page 570 of 624
feyre:
me: ALL HAIL THE QUEEN YOU POTATO BURGERS BOW BOW BEFORE HER MAJESTY I SAID BOW ON YOUR KNEES NOW YOU KNUCKLE HEADS OR ELSE I'MMA STICK THAT POTATO IN YOUR OVEN *rolls up sleeves*
— Aug 17, 2020 10:24AM
me: ALL HAIL THE QUEEN YOU POTATO BURGERS BOW BOW BEFORE HER MAJESTY I SAID BOW ON YOUR KNEES NOW YOU KNUCKLE HEADS OR ELSE I'MMA STICK THAT POTATO IN YOUR OVEN *rolls up sleeves*
Maryam Rz.
is on page 555 of 624
Baby Cassian appreciation post ↓
rhys: everyone, what colour is cassian’s shirt?
mor: duh, grey?
feyre: hmm, light grey
amren: same colour as mine
azriel: what kind of question is that
rhys: now cass tell them what colour you think it is
cass: *quietly* dark white...
# don’t you dare touch him
# needs to be protected at all costs
— Aug 17, 2020 09:44AM
rhys: everyone, what colour is cassian’s shirt?
mor: duh, grey?
feyre: hmm, light grey
amren: same colour as mine
azriel: what kind of question is that
rhys: now cass tell them what colour you think it is
cass: *quietly* dark white...
# don’t you dare touch him
# needs to be protected at all costs
Maryam Rz.
is on page 530 of 624
Consequences of Chapter 54 ↓
Scenes In A New Light, Part Two: Teaching Feyre Flashback
mor: *to a courtier* if u say it enough times u’ll start to believe it—
rhys: *appears* wait what did u just say
mor: it’s a saying wha—
mor: *sees lightbulb above his head* wtf
rhys: excuse me *frantically flies to feyre*
rhys: FEYRE COPY THESE FLATTERING SENTENCES ABOUT ME
— Aug 17, 2020 08:32AM
Scenes In A New Light, Part Two: Teaching Feyre Flashback
mor: *to a courtier* if u say it enough times u’ll start to believe it—
rhys: *appears* wait what did u just say
mor: it’s a saying wha—
mor: *sees lightbulb above his head* wtf
rhys: excuse me *frantically flies to feyre*
rhys: FEYRE COPY THESE FLATTERING SENTENCES ABOUT ME
Maryam Rz.
is on page 520 of 624
Consequences of Chapter 54 ↓
Scenes In A New Light, Part One: Meeting Feyre Flashback
mor to feyre: i’ve heard so much about you
rhysand, internally: FUCK FUCK ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT MOR IS GONNA GIVE ME AWAY SHE IS GONNA DESTROY MY FUTURE SHIT SHIT REWIND REWIND
rhysand, externally: you’re...perky today mor
— Aug 17, 2020 07:49AM
Scenes In A New Light, Part One: Meeting Feyre Flashback
mor to feyre: i’ve heard so much about you
rhysand, internally: FUCK FUCK ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT MOR IS GONNA GIVE ME AWAY SHE IS GONNA DESTROY MY FUTURE SHIT SHIT REWIND REWIND
rhysand, externally: you’re...perky today mor
Maryam Rz.
is on page 510 of 624
Now I need Feyre to paint Amren and Mor’s eyes above MY bedroom’s door, please and thank you 😎
P.S. Can we please talk about the little figures on the left wall?? What the heck 😂
— Aug 17, 2020 07:03AM
P.S. Can we please talk about the little figures on the left wall?? What the heck 😂
Maryam Rz.
is on page 500 of 624
one afternoon at a tea party ↓
the suriel: i told her to stay with the high lord
bone carver: pftt that’s nothing, i showed her their child
the weaver: can’t she take a hint? i let her steal the ring jeez
the suriel: *puts down cup* that’s it i’m telling feyre
THAT’S CANON FIGHT ME
# the faerie club for feysand shippers
# they are here to watch the drama unfold
— Aug 17, 2020 05:55AM
the suriel: i told her to stay with the high lord
bone carver: pftt that’s nothing, i showed her their child
the weaver: can’t she take a hint? i let her steal the ring jeez
the suriel: *puts down cup* that’s it i’m telling feyre
THAT’S CANON FIGHT ME
# the faerie club for feysand shippers
# they are here to watch the drama unfold
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Tabi (ᕗツ)ᕗ wrote: "thank you for your bravery xD"It was an internal fight 😂😂😂😂 glad at least someone appreciates it
Now that seems more like the Mer I know. I knew there was no "good" Mary *sighs in relief*That art is not that inappropriate. Sure, there's a lot of skin but nothing too graphic *shrugs*
It IS, however, absolutely GORGEOUS.
I want it.
I need it.
GIVE IT TO ME!
Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "Now that seems more like the Mer I know. I knew there was no "good" Mary *sighs in relief*That art is not that inappropriate. Sure, there's a lot of skin but nothing too graphic *shrugs*
It IS, ..."
😂😂😂 SMH you should be scolding me to stay on the right path, not encourage my evil side!
Xandra dear that is DEFINITELY mature content, just more decent mature content 😂😂
I KNOWWWWWW 😭😭😭 Anna Shoemaker is so talented and I CAN'T STOP STARING AT THIS OH MY GOD.
Mary wrote: "Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "Now that seems more like the Mer I know. I knew there was no "good" Mary *sighs in relief*That art is not that inappropriate. Sure, there's a lot of skin but nothing ..."
If you expect me to appeal to your better angels then you definitely don't know me XD
Eh, I still think it's not that bad *shrugs*
Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "If you expect me to appeal to your better angels then you definitely don't know me XDEh, I still think it's not that bad *shrugs*"
Oh I know you, I was just indulging some wishful thinking because that's what a good friend SHOULD be doing. I understand how that doesn't apply to you 😂
Well people aren't as open-minded as you.
Mary wrote: "Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "If you expect me to appeal to your better angels then you definitely don't know me XDEh, I still think it's not that bad *shrugs*"
Oh I know you, I was just indulgin..."
Well, it's good you are aware now *nods*
Hmm, no, I understand now because I've seen kids reading this series *cringes*
Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "Hmm, no, I understand now because I've seen kids reading this series *cringes*"Right???? NOT a good call. I'm glad the publishers chose to move the series to their adult section even though it's not adult technically—I don't know what their problem with “new adult” is 🤦🏻♀️
Mary wrote: "Alexandra Elend Wolf wrote: "Hmm, no, I understand now because I've seen kids reading this series *cringes*"Right???? NOT a good call. I'm glad the publishers chose to move the series to their ad..."
Definitely NOT a good call. At least they are doing that and now that SJM's new books are actually adult hopefully it won't happen that often because... *cringe*
