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Edgedancer. Lift and Wyndle are hilarious.

Noooo...I can't stop here! It's 4 vs 1

Flying!

“So yes, I, Adolin Kholin—cousin to the king, heir to the Kholin princedom—have shat myself in my Shardplate. Three times, all on purpose.”

Not bad so far. Anyone know how his later books stack up?

Nazi's have let something loose in an old keep. Something that likes killing Nazis - though possibly whatever it is doesn't discriminate.

So now you've met Moash's friends what are you going to do Kaladin?

Don't wake the Spider!

Bow chicky wow wow!

Settle down Adolin

Kaladin and Szeth. Things just got interesting
Ok, I was not expecting that person to have a shardblade. Things just got interestinger. (I pulled that last word out of Shadesmar...or maybe that was my arse)

Kaladin - you need to get yourself some sword lessons
Dalinar - you need to listen to Kaladin about Amaram
Shallan - you need to stop pretending you're a con artist to con artist when the only person who knows who you really are, Yasnah, isn't around to verify who you are
Sadeas - you need to die.

Things are getting really weird

Don't look at the purple light. Stay away from the purple light...and the blue light.

‘You’re so sweet,Curdle.’
‘It’s because we’re in love, Telorast.Love is the reason I’d drag you anywhere. We love ourselves and so we deserve two thrones – at least two! We deserve them so we’ll have them,even if we have to kill ten thousand babies to get to them.’...
...‘And kittens and puppies and small mice, too!’
‘Stop it, Curdle – you’re making me hungry!'...

I like Zahel. I wonder what Amaram is up to

I wonder if their is a "Void Bringer" form

'Nothing will help that,' the toad sighed.
'Posterity!' ssnapped the Imperial Artist.
'Posterity my ass,'Gumble replied. 'Oh, was that not droll of me? Critics are never appreciated for what they truly are.'
'What? Leeches sucking on the talent of others, you mean?'
'It is my objectivity that you so envy, Ormulogun.'
'And you,' the artist muttered, 'can stick that objectivity up your posterity, toad'

Every time I try to imagine what Pattern looks like I can't help but think of Sauron. Oh No! Shallan's allied with the Dark Lord!

This is surprisingly good so far

That's...mildly disturbing

So far so good.

Ok I promise this is my last Gifune for horror month. Unless it's not.

Ok, this is more like a stock standard ghost story - compared to The Rain Dancers. Assuming he doesn't sucker punch me in the finish that is