David Sven > Recent Status Updates

Starting to flow better now. My readers constipation seems to be cured for the time being.

Did I mention the good old "rip the jaw out of your face" trick?

Trying to get used to these weird names and terms again. Oh well, Glossary here I come.

All three major story arcs are rockin

Ah, the old "Bayonet through the arse" trick.

Walkers!

I wonder if gunpowder is crunchy?

Oh yeah! The good old Rip out his rib and shove it through his eye trick!

Enjoying the the audio narration and the humour. The only disadvantage is I can't highlight all the one liners.

“My asshole is doing as much to keep me alive as my brain.”

Fat Nevare - you stole her magic and her girth it seems

SYL!!!! I'm going to cry now - maybe after I finish FLYING.

Syl! Where are you!

Kaladin and Shallan
Sitting in a Chasm
K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Just kidding! I hope. Don't let it be a love triangle please.

Epic conclusion to an epic series. Now a word from our sponsors...

Telorast, I will weep for you. My sister, my lover, my occasional acquaintance – I promise, I will weep for you.’
‘You lying bitch! Carry me! Save me! I would save you in your place if I was you and you were me and I wanted to run because that’s the smart thing to do – except when I’m me and you’re you! Then it’s not smart at all!’

The surgebinding of Awsomeness! Powered by sausage rolls. I always knew they were full of awesome.

Ashley punches Fat Dude in the groin.
It doesn't do anything, of course, because Fat Dude's got balls made of basalt. Fat Dude doesn't even flinch. He does look a bit surprised, though.
"Not cool," Fat Dude says.