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this isn’t a BAD book i’m just bored ???? idk why i’m bored its not boring there’s magic and adventure and stuff but i am so. sick of it

i cannot stand the mc

i have finally decided to finish this book :)))

honestly this book has darker themes then i thought it would but it also doesn’t.......,fully explore those themes???? idk maybe it’ll get better

everything arouses this mf

gag That scene was very nasty

CUTECUTECUTE

the only reason i’m gonna finish this book is cause it’s so short

don’t get me wrong it’s good and i’m enjoying it but this (along with hank greens books) made me realize that i Don’t Really Like first-alien-encounter sci-fi ESPECIALLY if it’s centred around “the government is hiding secrets tsk tsk”

HIS WINGS ARE THE SAME COLOUR OF HIS DICK?????????

man idk what’s going on or why i’m reading another book in this serious

so what if shes a virgin????? if she wants to have sex let her have sex!!!!

the constant objectification of both the mcs is obviously supposed to be hot but it’s just creepy

so her ex used a demon to make it seemed like they had a kid together when they didn’t right?? and she finds this out so she goes to his place to confront him as if he’s NOT GONNA KEEP LYING AND MANIPULATING HER???? how can someone be so dumb

“for my boon i want some poon”

ah demon man love interest is a creepy man. :D how nice ! and romantic !

some notable quotes so far:
“which he hated. not the mortal world per se, but the bitch work”

“there was enough purple to choke a unicorn” ?????

“no one sensible ever tried to summon a demon :(“

“on the other hoof” get it. cause he’s a demon.

“voluptuous woman” :|

it’s trying so hard to be funny that it’s embarrassing <3

man this book