mara’s Reviews > How To Lose a Demon in 10 Days > Status Update

so her ex used a demon to make it seemed like they had a kid together when they didn’t right?? and she finds this out so she goes to his place to confront him as if he’s NOT GONNA KEEP LYING AND MANIPULATING HER???? how can someone be so dumb

“for my boon i want some poon”

ah demon man love interest is a creepy man. :D how nice ! and romantic !

some notable quotes so far:
“which he hated. not the mortal world per se, but the bitch work”

“there was enough purple to choke a unicorn” ?????

“no one sensible ever tried to summon a demon :(“

“on the other hoof” get it. cause he’s a demon.

“voluptuous woman” :|

it’s trying so hard to be funny that it’s embarrassing <3