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Alex Ryan is on page 815 of 1074 of Under the Dome

Stephen King, sheepishly: In this one, no one is psychic
Stephen King, a grin blooming on his face: …except the dog c:

— Jun 29, 2025 05:50AM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 666 of 1074 of Under the Dome

I’ve never before thought, “hell yeah, crystal meth time!” but this might be one of Uncle Steve’s finest works yet.

— Jun 27, 2025 06:02AM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 78 of 466 of Golden Son (Red Rising Saga, #2)

HE WENT BACK TO THE DEAD WIFE FRIDGE AND THREW A BABY IN. WE ARE AT PEAK FRIDGED FAMILY

— Apr 10, 2025 05:50AM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 282 of 382 of Red Rising (Red Rising Saga, #1)

Alright i was pretty harsh yesterday. This shit is still corny as hell but i understand the appeal now lol

— Apr 06, 2025 07:15AM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 120 of 382 of Red Rising (Red Rising Saga, #1)

This shit is so fucking corny lmao. Dude really thought he was spitting with this one

— Apr 05, 2025 06:24AM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 105 of 605 of Orb Sceptre Throne (Novels of the Malazan Empire #4)

It feels SO good to be back

— Feb 09, 2025 06:34AM Add a comment

Orb Sceptre Throne (Novels of the Malazan Empire #4)

Alex Ryan is on page 230 of 292 of The Elementals

A lot less goofy than beetlejuice imo

— Feb 07, 2025 06:47AM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 806 of 1344 of Wind and Truth (The Stormlight Archive, #5)

Zarb Kushkam? Fucking Star Wars ass name

— Dec 21, 2024 07:45AM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 160 of 1344 of Wind and Truth (The Stormlight Archive, #5)

He really took the “nothing happens! boring!” criticisms of the last two books to heart lmao my ass is overwhelmed by plot

— Dec 07, 2024 11:45AM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 60 of 175 of The Emperor's Soul (The Cosmere)

— Nov 28, 2024 04:16PM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 360 of 518 of The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet (Wayfarers, #1)

Wow, that’s a lot of Big Story Events and we’re not even at the climax.

— Nov 27, 2024 09:17AM Add a comment

The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet (Wayfarers, #1)

Alex Ryan is on page 1100 of 1231 of Rhythm of War (The Stormlight Archive, #4)

Truly didn’t think Brando had that twist in him, GODDAMN.

— Nov 09, 2024 06:58AM Add a comment

Rhythm of War (The Stormlight Archive, #4)

Alex Ryan is on page 400 of 1007 of The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)

lord help me i am back on my bullshit

— Jun 28, 2024 05:49PM Add a comment

The Way of Kings (The Stormlight Archive, #1)

Alex Ryan is on page 55 of 209 of This Is How You Lose the Time War

I’m just gonna have to assume this is a booktok book based off how bad of a time I’m having lmao

— Jun 20, 2024 07:11PM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 47 of 172 of Exit Strategy (The Murderbot Diaries, #4)

Murderbot, my beloved

— May 21, 2024 05:00PM Add a comment

Exit Strategy (The Murderbot Diaries, #4)

Alex Ryan is on page 350 of 403 of Devil House

Jesus fucking Christ, dude. I am putting the book down and going for a walk. Might stare at the void for a bit

— May 19, 2024 07:07AM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 199 of 403 of Devil House

I am. Not excited. For what’s gonna happen to these fucking kids!!!!!!

— May 15, 2024 05:02PM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is 20% done with The Other Wind (Earthsea Cycle, #6)

— Apr 27, 2024 04:23PM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 437 of 704 of Dune (Dune #1)

It’s like if Dopesmoker was a book

— Apr 18, 2024 04:43PM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 236 of 704 of Dune (Dune #1)

Im sooooooooo fucking sandpilled rn

— Apr 12, 2024 05:18PM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 75 of 704 of Dune (Dune #1)

His name is Paul???? His mom is Jessica??? Duncan fucking Idaho??????? Lemme guess… the worm is “Jimmy?”

— Apr 10, 2024 11:02AM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 250 of 443 of Tress of the Emerald Sea

— Apr 01, 2024 07:21PM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 170 of 228 of The Color of Magic (Discworld, #1; Rincewind, #1)

oh god dammit im discworld pilled already

— Mar 18, 2024 05:33PM Add a comment

The Color of Magic (Discworld, #1; Rincewind, #1)

Alex Ryan is on page 44 of 160 of Dwellers

Oh this is that GOOD shit

— Mar 16, 2024 09:21AM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is 33% done with Tehanu (Earthsea Cycle, #4)

It’s DRAGON TIME.

— Mar 13, 2024 04:37PM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 100 of 144 of All Systems Red (The Murderbot Diaries, #1)

The one-two punch of “that new book your reading has a TV show in production” and “Alexander Skarsgaard plays the lead” (not a fan) has me HEATED

— Mar 06, 2024 07:00PM Add a comment

All Systems Red (The Murderbot Diaries, #1)

Alex Ryan is 70% done with The Farthest Shore (Earthsea Cycle, #3)

Everything Earthsea book has gotten exponentially better so i cannot wait until Tehanu

— Mar 03, 2024 11:50AM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 105 of 507 of The Lost Metal (Mistborn, #7)

Forgot how much i love every era 2 character
(Hours earlier) I don’t much care for Wax

— Feb 18, 2024 08:00AM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 172 of 342 of Dark Matter

— Feb 12, 2024 04:51PM Add a comment

Alex Ryan is on page 300 of 384 of Light from Uncommon Stars

It’s so funny that you can use some proper nouns like “Trader Joe’s” but you have to make up a fictional stand-in for the video game Undertale. Copyright laws are pretty stupid lmao

— Feb 11, 2024 06:39AM Add a comment

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