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This is a premise that has two major issues for me.

When the epigraph is an Ira Glass quote about people being wrong... Has me recalling my favorite This American Life of all time--is basically a "5 stars, prove me wrong" start.

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Google is right there, I can't understand why we can't get a relatively realistic sized athlete let alone in their sport. I can only assume she's trolling me now

The notes app is a blank slate that celebrities use to apologize publicly and which I use to shape the random asides in my brain into textual non sequiturs I hope to understand in the morning.

I do believe it's time for me to institute a 5 min to impress me rule on books tonight! Let's go! Bonus if I can go for 10. And if I end up actually reading a book, well...win.

Who among us doesn't comment on pubic hair when someone's plunged into an icy river? And you also have?

I might go back on my statement about not doing the year in review. Everytime I see a 2020 list for best romance, they are so completely, objectively wrong I get irritated.

I like Dickens, and I know I do, so I'm not sure why I'm feeling mildly shocked that it is flying by each time I listen.

Love it when an NFL Quarterback runs 15 miles faster in his off season casual am workout than the world's best distance runners do 13.1 in competition.

I'm half tempted to quit here, this book feels so satisfying. Its confusing me!

I think I mentioned I feel like different... And I saw this book reviewed favorably by most everyone for YEARS. But it's not for me-dark themes turn me off typically. But it might be for me right now... So we'll see

What I'm doing here, you see, is reading a book during a book hangover that will also cause book hangover. Hair of the dog, venom of the snake, all that.

My heart is so upset with me.

Wow that prologue. Best short story ever?

Oh my good gracious, I'm rooting for the hero and his best friend to get together. There's also too much psychic in here.