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As a younger sister, I’d hate it if someone compared my work to my sister’s. That being said, Jane Eyre is a masterpiece and Emily better bring the true gothic vibes or I will be sorely disappointed.

This is so tedious

Oh, the anti-Semitism Oscar Wilde is so famous for

Okay, I’m loving this Odysseus slander, don’t know how I feel about Penelope pitting herself against Helen though

KARMA!!!

I AM IN A READING SLUMP, CURSE YOU, ZAC AND YOUR PIRATE ECONOMICS BOOK!

My theory is that the palace steals people’s youth and lives to secretly keep King Manford/ Prince Charming/ Cinderella young and alive.

Reading because of the Queen, Cindy

This book, read it.

(To the tune of "Not Getting Married Today" from Company)

This half-term is for coooomfort reads, comfort reads, I give you the rest of my week!

Was that too niche?

I’m really hoping this doesn’t turn out like I think it might... or else two people will be siblings. That sounds weird out of context and it’ll be even weirder in context.

WHAT IS THIS INTERACTION BETWEEN JONAH AND MILLY? I FEEL SO UNCOMFORTABLE

That's right, I'm FINALLY reading this

Yes, girl! You tell her!

”Then the best part of him died”

MADELINE MILLER, PLEASE DON’T HURT ME LIKE THIS AGAIN

Obviously, I know the myth of the minotaur but the way Pasiphaë just described it is so funny (and disturbing) to me

It’s 1:08 and I just made a deal with myself to read ten pages and then sleep. Let’s hope I stick to that deal, and that I wake up in time for college tomorrow or my spanish teacher may shout at me

Roma: “you’ll shoot me?”

Me: I DOUBT IT, THEY’LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST, I’M LIKE A WHIPPET

I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE MASQUERADE BALL OMG

Me: (upset because I realised that, since Roma and Juliette have already met, there probably won’t be a masked ball seen)
Paul’s invitation: 😏

Me: (upset because I realised that, since Roma and Juliette have already met, there probably won’t be a masked ball seen)
Paul’s invitation: 😏

Does all of enemies to lovers tiktok know about this book? If not, they should

Honestly, I’m Team Bellalone. Edward is highkey controlling and Jacob just assaulted her???

Edward, stop being so controlling oml

Odysseus has all the audacity of a cishet white man - how sad that things haven't changed with regards to that