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YES! Throughout this whole book I have shipped Lada and Bogdan. MOVE OVER, MEHMED, BECAUSE BOGDAN IS BACK!

YES! Throughout this whole book I have shipped Lada and Bogdan. MOVE OVER, MEHMED, BECAUSE BOGDAN IS BACK!

OMG! I was so scared that poor Nazira was a hag but no! BEARD MARRIAGE

The best outcome would be if Mehmed (after all this time) confesses his love to Radu and Radu’s just like “nah, hun, I’m over it” and goes and finds a cute soldier or someone.

I no longer ship Radu and Mehmed. Radu, Lada and Mehmed’s wife all deserve better.

Radu is gay! Definitely! That was gay realisation if I ever saw it. I’ve suspected it for like 100 pages but now I’m certain.

Let’s go, Nicolae, let’s go

I ship Mehmed and Radu... I don’t think I’m supposed to though?

This is too big-brained for feeble-minded January Phi. I’m coming back to this is February half-term when I’m not snowed under with homework deadlines and assessments!

This is too big-brained for feeble-minded January Phi. I’m coming back to this is February half-term when I’m not snowed under with homework deadlines and assessments!

My heart is breaking

My heart is breaking

My heart is breaking

I love Panos so much but I’m calling it now... he’s going to 😵 and I’m still going to be distraught about it

So Peter can hug and spend time with Genevieve alone but Lara Jean has to feel guilty just looking at John? Nah, mate.

I believe I asked for a jumper for Christmas when I should have asked for a John Ambrose McLaren, smh 🤦‍♀️

Dr. Covey > Peter

I’m sorry but even though Peter punching the steering wheel and screaming is probably supposed to be passionate and romantic, I can’t stop picturing that “I LOVED HEEEEEERRRRR!” tiktok, with the crying, screaming white boy? You know the one?

WHERE IS MY MAN, JOHN? I THOUGHT HE SHOWED UP SOONER THAN THIS

My poor heart cannot take this!

“My boys are here”

This is why is like John better, KAVINSKY. My man, John Ambrose would never say “my boys”.

*Bored Pterodactyl screams*

I cannot properly articulate how BORED I am

I haven't felt this bored in a LONG time

I feel like other people MUST find Paul and Jessica's relationship weird. He's fifteen! I don't care if he's the Muad'Dib, he's ordering his mother about like she's nobody. Something tells me this is just the author uncomfortable with women being in positions of power. Wow, I'm really accusing Frank Herbert. I'm sorry, Mr Herbert, but I get bad vibes.

It’s not that bad but I just want to get it over with.

OH HECK NO! I KNOW THIS IS AN OLD BOOK BUT THAT DEMONISATION OF A GAY MAN (EVEN IF HE ISN'T GAY AND IT'S JUST A SHOW OF POWER...) IS DISGUSTING