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These books had very little vocabulary to start with but I’m pretty sure the only words they know anymore are the 4-letter variety

George holly, man. George Holly.

The characters in this book might not have the same ideology as me, but I will forever love the way Maggie Stiefvater addresses religion in her stories as an actual part of people’s lives.

When you already know the whole plot but you’re still screaming at the twists

This is definitely getting more than 3.5 stars in this reread.

Everyone: wuthering heights is such a timeless love story and classic

Me: clearly you’ve never read past the initial Edgar-Cathy-Heathcliff love triangle because now everyone is dead and HEATHCLIFF IS HARASSING HIS EX’S DAUGHTER

Heathcliff: so you see, my evil plan is just mostly to be a Disney villain and GET THE LAND FOR MYSELF MUAHAHAHAHAHAH

Literally everyone: ...what the heck, man

*puts on Kylo Ren mask and sings Grenade by Bruno Mars as loud as I possibly can*

Cathy and Heathcliff are both the worst and can die

How did “kiss me until I am sick of it” become the only line from this book people care about when “revenge is sweet, but ice cream is sweeter” exists?

I hate Locke

Me: ah yes I love this series

Also me: I have no memory of this place

IS CLEVINGER DEAD OR ISNT HE

The cruel prince=Dain
The wicked king=Balekin (in his dreams lol)
The queen of nothing=Nicasia

This writing style doesn’t really have room to avoid the crude humor, but I’m not appreciating it when it pops up :P

The actual plot of book two of my series:

Villain: [Protagonist] is guarded and difficult to get to. Not to worry--let's spin a very complex plot to try to get her alone so we can kidnap her and--

Protagonist: sup I'm literally in your house

Villain: HOLY

No one:

Every blogger in existence: so I'm going on hiatus

Forbidden love? Amazing.

The love triangle aspect? ...not my favorite.

So I already really don’t like Mitchell lol

My reaction to a friend request from someone with 103585 books and 12 friends: -_-

My reaction to a friend request from someone with 12 books and 103585 friends: -_-

Everyone in this series is so Slytherin and I love it

Still not over how ridiculously violent that was, I mean good grief

Someone tell me to stop shipping Jude and the Ghost

I’m flying through this. Forgot how much I love my baby girl Jude XD

Madoc: let’s have a toast. To the incompetence of our enemies.

Madoc and Jude: *both drink*

Everyone: 😐

I ship these kids so hard it's not even funny

So...I’m hyperventilating

*gulps*

1. Boring
2. Creepy romance
^this whole book

Nothing like a good old fashioned immortal HATE to LOVE romance with PUNCHING and MAKING FUN OF EACH OTHER and REMEMBER IM OLDER THAN YOUR GRANDPA