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I'm no professional, but if you comment on this status and give me a couple of weeks (haha), I'd love to draw your characters for you! I'm trying to get better at drawing people who aren't my OCs xD Comment on this status if you'd like me to draw one of them :D

So...Radulf is Lord Endrick maybe?

This kid is like Sage but worse and I love it.

This book started out so fluffy and now the angst levels just went through the roof what the heck

Dude: *is named Clark*

Me: *is uncomfortable*

Also Dude: *is wearing a Doctor Who T-shirt*

Me: VERY QUICKLY FALLS IN LOVE

Ummm okay

Zeus: Oh, Hera, I love you!!!

Zeus: oh, Hera, my love for you is greater than anything I’ve ever felt

Zeus: you want me to prove it by listing all the other women I’ve loved?

Hera: not real-

Zeus: LETS GET STARTED 😃😃😃

...this author never heard of the “don’t kill the animals” rule has she

It helps if you picture my assassin girl as Jenny Lind from The Greatest Showman and imagine her wailing "Never Enough" while putting on her eyeliner in the morning and then ruining my hero's life in one blow and going "That was goodbye" while vengefully crying

This book is full of all my angsty little murder sons and I am living for it

This book has a Simon boi.

Me lurvs the Simon boi.

It will never end and I don’t even understand anything

Zafira: I'm going to ask the most powerful man in my region to care for my family while I'm gone!!!!

Also Zafira: Let me make him so ruddy angry that he's glaring at me like he wants to murder me!!!!! As I run away so he can't hurt me...only my sister and my mother!!! THIS SEEMS LIKE A WISE DECISION

This one is going to take forever to get through isn't it *sighs*

This book is literally exactly the same as Children of Blood and Bone

I know it says it has 501 pages but I'm actually done with it xD Review coming laaaater

The constant guilt and self-put-down in this relationship could probably power a supernova.

What is it about hapless moms in fiction good grief

It’s all fun and baseball games until someone shows up out of the blue to murder your girlfriend

GUYYYYYYSSSSS my friend Nicki Chapelway has a story up on Havok today!!!!! It's a horrorish story and it's so creepy and amazing and YOU NEED TO READ IT LIKE NOW.

https://gohavok.com/

*yawns* *cringes* *weeps* *dies*

“Since coming to Forks it really seemed like my life was ABOUT him.”

Umm...hon you need some help

The only “abnormal” thing about Bella’s brain is how calmly she takes the truth that her crush is a vampire because goodness knows I wouldn’t

“Only you could find trouble in a small town,” he claims.

Clearly he hasn’t been to small towns in the evening.

Jacob: *is fourteen*

Me, who knows how this plays out: *is disturbed*

This dude is DEFINITELY not overbearing in any way

He says to stay away from him, and then to press his point he offers you a several-hour ride in his car just the two of you which you say YES to because SAFETY!!!!!!

Bella Swan: *randomly stumbles into the nicest small town of all time, has literally the entire school going out of their way to make her feel welcome, a cute boy being sweet, a group of seven girls letting her sit with them at lunch and being genuinely interested in her*

Also Bella Swan: I hate it. This is my personal hell. I'm too smart for this school and THE HOOOOTTTT BOOOOYYY HATES ME :'(

You asked for it. I will deliver.

Honestly, I feel like this is going to be too easy.

I keep forgetting that there are actual villains in this story which is a shame because the real villains are fantastic just...forgotten