R.F. Gammon > Recent Status Updates

I am stress

Well that happened.

These two are going to be the definition of a power couple and I ship it

This is actually way better than I was expecting

The thing I most hate about B&tB retellings is that by necessity there is always, always so much dishonesty. Like what if someday there was a B&B retelling that DIDN'T require the prince to be lying constantly? *sighs*

This book’s view of sex is possibly the most disturbing view I’ve ever read about and I don’t like it at all.

I don’t understand any of this

*eyes book suspiciously* Kemmerer and I don’t get along but maybe this one will be an exception.

Rearden: oh, Dagny, you’re so beautiful.

Me: mmmm

Rearden: it just makes me want to MAKE YOU BE WORTHLESS UNLESS YOURE MY MISTRESS

me: *chokes on drink* sorry what now

Was that—was that—was that a reference to Rockefeller aka Octofeller???!!! *smirks in APUSH*

Okay, Frisco, you just lost any respect I had for you.

*muffled screaming*

Okay so I already know who Keralie is 🙄

So far I'm WAAAAAY more invested in the murder mystery part than I am in the random street girl part. Gimme more about the queeeeeens *eye roll*

My expectations for this book are astronomical

This bothers me so much XD

Gosh this is creepy

“Pockets! I was thrilled. I have never understood the aversion to pockets in ladies’ fashion—as though it has become some great shame to appear as if one might actually need to possess anything.”

AWWW👏🏻 YEAH 👏🏻 YOU 👏🏻 TELL 👏🏻 ‘EM

This is so fascinating. It’s been a while since I’ve read a good fantasy that sent up an intriguing system that I didn’t understand and then promised to turn around and explain it later.

Ahhh yes good old Stockholm Syndrome

This just feels wrong and if they fall in love I will NOT be happy.

I dislike all these characters already

I just need to point out the Joshua Chamberlain reference here and say HECK YEAH MAH MAN LAWRENCE!!!!!!

Am I right to assume that this entire series is just Annabeth and Percy wandering off and haplessly falling into graze after graze with death?

Andrew Peterson in this book: this is an epic adventure saga intended almost entirely for middle school boys!!!!

Wingfeather Saga: ...really??? Because I think not

I need a copy of “I came and I wept like the sissy I am.”

So help me, if I hear the phrase "Winged words" one more time...

I'd like us all to concede that even if AP isn't always PERFECT on the continuity count, his foreshadowing game is A+.

*chants softly* cop out cop out cop ouuuuuttt

*chants softly* cop out cop out cop ouuuuuttt