R.F. Gammon > Recent Status Updates

Someday I’m going to reach a point where I need you people to stage an intervention but it is not this day

Lord have mercy

Put me out of my misery yall

nOOOOOOO

The suspension on my disbelief just snapped

I want Ezren and foster back together dadgummit

GOOD LORD INCEST???????

OMG THE INVISIBLE LINT!!!!!!!! Rhysand is HERE

YAAALLLLLL ITS THE ENSEMBLE YESSSS

GOSH that was unmerited

Finally biting the bullet ahhhhh

Ruby: no one ever loved my sister bc she’s been a witch since the day she was born

Me: or…hear me out—she’s been a witch since the day she was born because no one’s ever loved her

Help this is already as unhinged as everyone promised

WHAAAAAAAT

Why did you people let me procrastinate reading Sanderson for so long

I love reading about hitmen. Brings me joy

Vaguely suspicious Hawkins reads TJR books and goes “ooh but what if it was a dual timeline thriller” but that’s okay

HELP not the consistently wrong usage of “y’all” 😭😭😭😭😭

Oh this is such a vibe

This kid is WILDLY autistic and it’s bringing me joy

Man I wish the Ashbys in Asheville were the richest family in NC (those are my in laws and I am uncomfortable)

Okay that was not a good time

Ooh, yes, when I think about how the world is evil, I am definitely grouping C sections in as one of the worst things it’s created /s

“His fingers were like ferrets that had done some evil”

…what

Finally, a character with sense

Heavens

INVOLVED PARENT CHARACTERS OMG

As an English major this is an abjectly hilarious take on the origin of books ngl

Wow this really is just Orwell fanfic

The Jonah vibes be vibing