R.F. Gammon > Recent Status Updates

This is the part where you kiss

I want an entire book of just Odette

I feel myth characters should not be aware they are mythical

Wow this book wants to be Circe so bad

WAIT is—is this—a romance with someone who’s NOT RELATED IN ANY WAY?????

Wow they were not joking about this being “in the style of Circe”

If there’s one thing I can count on it’s that JLB will save me from a reading slump

No, the rich people are not “staring in shock” at the alcoholic uncle during a catered event 😭😭 I know too much to enjoy this book

Good heavens

Nooooo another book set in Maine by someone who’s never been to Maine

The Greek queen of my heart 💕💕

This is a fascinating premise. I hope it becomes more than a premise

BRO WHAT

Dude WHAT

Holy cow the number of questions I have

Yes shoot Zaphod he deserves it (usually)

A SWAMP DWELLING MATTRESS

A SWAMP DWELLING MATTRESS

I don’t want this to END

“You don’t wish to kiss me?”
“What does it matter what I wish? You said no.”

ASHDJEICYWLGIWNCUEI CONSENT IS THE HOTTEST THATS ALL

Wow. Oh boy. Review coming

Genuinely painful. Wow

Let the record show I do not ✨CAAAAAARE✨

I want to DNF but I’m too close now

Yeaaaaah whoop his butt

My reading slump is BROKEN

Wow so that was brutal but also an absolutely brilliant way to get around making the definitely-not-the-villain’s-family-member-love-interest kill a human being in cold blood

Martin freeman’s narration is making this

This is substantially less funny than book 1 which makes me extremely sad

Reverted to the library; will finish later