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The equation of music to colors was so...
I'm not crying, you are, shut up! You're blurry, asshole, get YOUR shit together, Becky!

The Hollywood mentality: You're in movies and you're popular ,therefore we love you!

The Goodreads mentality: You write books and you're popular, therefore we hate you!

Why yes, I am in fact reading this Creature From The Black Lagoon slashfic.

And you are afraid of me. I thought silently. Why?

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Elves?! There are ELVES?

"Ray-ray."

I like Nick. I do NOT like that ^ (i love everything else though)

Jim's written fanfic. Lovely.
If Harry D ever gets famous enough for other authors to write short adventures about him, I am so the frak on board.

No matter how grim this gets, I can't stop smiling. It's like reading another Dresden Files book.
Seriously.
My face hurts.

This book is the least mobile I've ever even OWNED. I can't take it to work to read on my break because it doesn't FIT in my bag, and I doubt I'll feel like dragging it to the laundromat.
Doubt I'll be halfway through on the 30th but, happy pride anyway.

Hard for me to love Mary Jane as Peter's number one since I'm a Gwen girl to the grave, but I do like her in this (which, Jim Butcher wrote it, are you shocked?). Reminds me of how she was in Spectacular Spider-Man.
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The Beetle has a lime-green, AMC cousin.
Heh.

I'd never been outnumbered before. I'd taken on the Sinister Six versions one through fifty or sixty, and the Sinister Syndicate, and those bozos in the Wrecking Crew, and... The X-Men? No, that couldn't be right. I hadn't ever taken on the X-Men and thrashed them, I was sure.

How is it May 22nd and this is already gonna be my 3rd Jim Butcher book this year..?

Jenks is the only familiar Rachel needs!

Jim Butcher blurbed this book. It's right there on the back. I can see it. That just makes this whole thing that much more awesome than it already was.

What... What is with me getting all the likes on my stupid placeholder reviews, and then peanuts on my actual reviews when they didn't have RTC-status?



Can't decide if you people are screwing with me or not..

P.S workin' on those RTCs this week. My last brain cell offed itself among the produce codes.

"I Haven't used my dick in so long I wouldn't know where to find it. I sent it out for a pack of Camels in 1979 and it never came back."

Yep. Daryl Gregory's still hysterical.

The similarities between Irene Telemachus and Wanda Mayhall are startling.

I came up with, like, the funniest God damn thing so say about a Doctor Strange/American Pie juxtaposition for my review. Shit I never would've thought of before Goodreads.
... Wait is that a good thing?

"Oh, no. I am cast out now. A Lucifer in the veritable heaven of vampirism."

Can ONE good thing happen to Leif? Please?! The back cover is giving me hives!

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Also, yay! Atticus is in Prague!

"You and horrible go together like pickle spears and sandwiches."

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The Sisters Of The Three Auroras and the Hammers Of God. Holy SHIT. It's been two years since I read Hexed, man -_-

Started a new job, then IMMEDIATELY went on vacation. Not too shabby if I do say so myself ; )

Sorry for my absence, I shall return Monday. May the 4th be with you all (you rebel scum) <3

Part dos of my and Lizard's IDC buddy-read :D
.... Which I've sucked at and started late for the second book running :D
Anyway. I'm gonna be a half-decent bookworm for once and read the first bit of this, then finish my current, Half-Resurrection Blues. #goindownforreal

"Class dismotherfucking missed."

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I admit, that quote's from like eighty pages ago.
No regrets.
I like how Older writes, but... He was a bit heavy-handed with the prose back in his early days.

"Are you looking at my breasts, sir?"
I look up at her. She's smiling. "I was, yeah. Were you looking at mine?"
"No!"
"Because you can if you want to."

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I've rolled over laughing three times so far, but this one was my favorite.

"But it was so stupid."

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Probably my last status update. Knowing Jim, everything is about to go off at once like a fireworks finale.

"But you killed her."


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Another sly Dresden clone: Gram is Morgan. Morgan's grey and Gram's a redhead, but Gram's interaction with Bernard reminded me of Morgan and Harry's bickering.

So far I've spotted him, Marcone and (the High Lord) Micheal (Bernard). There's something to be said for Isana being Charity, too. A little.

"I'm starting the attack now."

Well then. Eep.

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Maybe because my brain is basically a catalog of cartoons, whenever Fidelias talks, I picture him as Frollo from the Disney Hunchback.
Anyone else?

*siiiigh*
Alright. Taj's love affair with his hair, love that. The smoke bar scene, love that, too. Taj calling little kids 'sweetheart' and 'buddy', love the crap out of that.
The world building, the action? Stiff as a frickin' board.

*i'll edit my start date, yesterday, when I review this*

"Hullo, Tavi!"

Bernardholt is Bag-End, confirmed.

'His hair was dark, streaked with sliver-white strands, and his green eyes looked faded, weary, and confident.'

An dude of unknown age who looks fortyish with silver-streaked hair AND pale green eyes?
I was hoping some clones from the Dresden Files would show, and Gentleman Johnnie's came up first.
Groovy.

This is my first high fantasy that isn't LOTR.
Jim Butcher was my first urban fantasy author, I trust him with this.

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Amara. Amara. Amara. Amara. Amara.
In case anybody still thinks Jim Butcher is sexist :)

Happy Easter!

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Ready Player One was fun enough that I'm looking forward to Cline's writing style again.
Maybe don't be heavy-handed with the John Hughs this time? More Rush? Less new wave? Monty Python a plenty? We'll be in business.

M-Ms. Ward?
*falls to full Dogeza*
I am not worthy. I am not worthy. I am not worthy. I am not worthy. I am not worthy. I am not worthy.