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"Sorry we broke part of your house." said Bronwyn.
"What do you mean we?"

This book merely existing makes me so happy I could vomit.

Roverandom- I didn't know Tolkien could write so... Adorably! And the nod to Rivendell was super sweet. Four and a half stars.

The 'foreward' to Farmer Giles of Ham tells me it's bound to be a funny one. Ready.

-a wizard, the one that now walked into this story. He came wandering up the garden-path in a ragged old coat, with an old pipe in his mouth, and an old green hat on his head.



Welcomed, lovingly, back into Middle Earth with 'Rovarandom'.

This week marks four years on Goodreads for this slayer :)
It's been so great, and regardless of what my lateness with reviews might have you think, I am not going anywhere, I swear ^^"

Just... A huge thank you to all my friends here (my best know who they are <3). The ones from the start, the ones who just stumbled into me, and who I haven't met yet, you're my friend. So you must be awesome.
Keep on slaying.
-Z

Me: But this isn't Asylum. I'm not gonna like it as much or read it as fast.

Also me, starting this book in a hotel at two a.m because I couldn't sleep:

"They come here because they are evil. Irredeemable. They come here to die."

Then she leaned over and threw up. Abby and Glee scuttled backward as a gallon of hot milky liquid spewed from Gretchen's mouth in a high-pressure stream, hosing the grass between Wallace's feet.

Exorcist trope classics #1 : Vomiting- spotted!

You guys heard that ^ in the JJBA narrator's voice, right..?

31 Days Of Hallo-reads #6

The exorcist is dead.

Probably my second favorite book opening ever; second only to Blood Rites (The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault.).

Ch. 17-
Wendy Takes A Fall



I don't know much, but I know offspring is RARELY safe in Stephen King books.

You-know-who is giving SERIOUS Annie Wilkes vibes as well, what with "Start another book." and all...

31 Days Of Hallo-reads #5

The annual Harvest season King is also the first King of the year for me.

THE SPARROWS ARE FLYING AGAIN.

... What is with Stevie and the fucking psychotic birds?!

The Watchful Poker Chip Of H. Matisse is, I think, usurping Graveyard Shift, Voluntary Committal and The The Yattering And Jack, my new favorite piece of short fiction.

31 Days of Hallo-reads #unspecified because I'm planning on reading it along with another book and a graphic novel. Its place will be determined when I finish it.

31 days of Hallo-reads #2.
With The Turn Of The Screw out of the way, I'm straight-up BREEZING through this.
Angsty UF vampire shit. Gotta love it.

Overall, I like. I like how Claire is appropriately immature without sounding like she's frickin' eight. Props.

(also it's set in Texas so take whatever rating I end up giving it with a grain of salt)

This, Wicked Apple and ambient Alice Cooper make for a fun night that I do DO NOT have to schlep to work after : )

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Reading this is reminding me my dumb ass still has to finish Frankenstein.

31 days of Hallo-reads #1.



For anyone interested, I'm also doing Inktober on Instagram. Link to drawing #1 below.

"In the god business, it's not the death that matters. It's the opportunity for resurrection."

"Just tell me you're one of the good guys."
"I can't," said Shadow. "I wish I could. But I'm doing my best."
She looked up at him, and bit her lower lip. Then she nodded.
"Good enough."

*has shitty Internet for literal months resulting in tons of unpleasant arguments with the cable/internet people that make me want to break things* *in fact does break face off register at work* *does not get fired*

But hey! I've read three books to completion, gotten a ton of hours at work (a good thing, I swear) and I've made good progress on my doorstopper book (American Gods).

Be back to bug regularly <3

"You ever driven a hearse?"
"No."
"First time for everything then, " said Jacquel.
"It's parked out front."

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Lucy, you got some 'spaining to do.

These characters say "fuck" a lot and end a lot of sentences with "man."
That's cool.

Liz finished this days ago and I'm literally just now finished with 'the story so far'.

Hope y'all are ready for the Spam Of Doom, seeing as I skipped GR for almost a week while I worked was what fifteen mfing minutes shy of a forty-hour work week.


My shifts should be evening out soon so I'll be less of a ghost.

My star sign is arachnophobia.

I work till eleven tonight so I'm not currently currently reading this, but you shall see a review by dawn's early light.
Happy birthday, Cap (and the US of A).

Gold Dust Druid- Princess Bride meets Back To The Future III?
The Bogeyman Of Boora Bog- Owen really is a big ol' teddy bear.
Cuddle Dungeon-Perun is so sweet.

Halfway into Blood Pudding. I've really grown to like Granuaile's narration, even if her commentary gets old. She mentions gawking at a 'dreamy guy' and then gets mad at theoretical men for looking at her chest. Hypocrite. But I still love her.

The Demon Barker of Wheat Street was pretty intense. Four stars.

Like three pages into Gold Dust Druid. Gold Rush Atticus has me intrigued.

Oh, and Coyote's on the damn cover. He BETTER do something.

Goddess At The Crossroads was hysterical. Five stars.

Up next: The Demon Barker Of Wheat Street.

The Eye Of Horus- three and a half stars. Loved the birth of "Gods below!" but otherwise it was just meh for an Iron Druid tale.

Up next: Goddess At The Crossroads. Love that title <3

"Oh, my god, Finch, go get a liberal arts degree."

Ohhhhh I am gonna USE this.

The two types of sixteen/seventeen-year-olds who can get tattoos:
The very poor (Alice) and the very rich (Finch).

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There's something very Labyrinth-esque about this story, dark folk tales coming to life and all, and also something very Princess Bride with all the running around totally and completely confused and wildly unsure of the situation.

Yep. There's the in-depth descriptions of corpses I know Kraus for.
Even in this surreal novel, they aren't out of place. Somehow.