MJ Codename: ♕Duchess♕ > Recent Status Updates

Evil Bob: "you're dead, Dresden." Me: "NO, HES NOT! THERES STILL 13 MORE BOOKS!"

Sometimes, Dresden, I want to hit you.

YEAH, DANIEL! YOU KICK THAT ASS!

I'm actually liking ghost Dresden. Molly is all levels of fucked up. Murphy is kind of annoying the crap out of me. But Butters and Bob. I'm DYING.

I'm supposed to be writing for Camp NaNo and I'm not. I'm in a rut for everything at the moment. Ugh. I'm far behind on my reading too which sucks.

This book is fucking weird.

JFC, WALKER! THE HELL??

I have got to get this book finished. I've been reading it for over a year. Well, "reading" it. Ugh. I fail.

I have to figure out which JD Robb books I'm missing so I can catch up. I NEED MY ROURKE!

I think there's still conditioner in my hair.

YOU CONFIRMED THAT IN THE PREVIOUS BOOK YOU FUCKING TOOL BELT.

HE TRIED TO WARN YOU. OMFG, POLLY!

I'm heading to a used bookstore in Saratoga. It's supposed to be amazing and dangerous. Oh god.

OMG. I LOVE BUTTERS!!! BUTTERS!!!!

John Glover is doing the audio and I am so aroused right now. I love him. Don't get me wrong, I adore James. However, the Luthor's are the only reason I could stand Smallville and John have my girly bits feels. So, so many feels.

READ ALL THE BUTCHER! READ ALL THE HARRISON! READ ALL THE GREEN!

HI ALEX. I MISSED YOU. I LOVE YOU.

So much of this stuff is not important. Cersei's chapters are so fucking drawn out and dramatic. It's ridiculous.

April is going to be a very slow reading month for me. I'm participating in CampNaNo this month (and again in July) so all of my free time will be dedicated to writing.

HE JUST REFERENCED TOP GEAR AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THAT PHYSICALLY HURT ME.

"Walk away or else I'll show you a trick with your testicles and buckets." John Taylor "I don't even have testicles and that hurt." Me

Take it, John. Do it. Do it. Do it.

OMFGMYHEARTLITERALLYJUSTSTOPPED

Books 7 & 8 were pretty light and fluffy. And then this one comes along and it's like HEY, FEELINGS. I WILL ABUSE THE FUCK OUT OF THEM.

JFC, this one is dark as fuck and even more disturbing.

JASON STATHAM FOR JOHN TAYLOR!!!

I really hope it's better than the last one.

Oh, come on. That takes the fun out of it all.

STTTTTEEEEEEVVVVVVVEEEEEENNNNN!!!! OMG!! You need to read these books. (Or audio them. I find them better in audio.)