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“I had never before contemplated the gender of my pancreas.” I think I’m going to like this book...

“His only vice was hurting people, and since this was how he made his living, it had assumed the status of a virtue.”

“Secretly, deep down, everybody on earth believes they can write poetry, apart from the members of the Poets’ Guild, who know they can’t.”

"I want to ask you one more question, Danny. I want you to answer it as truthfully as you can. Will you do that?"
"Yes, Mommy," he said, almost whispering.
"Has your daddy been drinking again?"
"No," he said, and smothered the two words that rose behind his lips after that simple negative: Not yet.

So good...