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2: Paintball, coming up!!!

I wish I could read more but my eyes won't stop drooping…

2: Sex Dream, LBD, and Paintball 💖👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

2: this book makes me feel so stress-free and happy… HIGHLY RECOMMEND

2: TIME FOR ANOTHER REREAD BC I LIKE TO SUFFER

YES GUYS ACOWAR HAS FINALLY DISPATCHED

ik this is like... nothing compared to everybody who has already received, read, and reviewed this book but I'm so happy <3

I think I was just spoiled the last lines of ACOWAR and I'm so sad :( goodbye GR

okay time to avoid GR bc I still haven't gotten my copy of ACOWAR (who knows when Book Depository will deliver it fml)

SMH @BOOK DEPOSITORY WHERE IS MY ACOWAR MY HANDS NEED TO HOLD IT, I NEED TO SMELL IT,

I AM WAITING TO CRY ALL MY TEARS HERE (but be feelin' the heat bc Rhysand) DAMNIT BOOK DEPOSITORY

This is written better but it's just making more problems for itself....

This is super lovey dovey but the writing isn't bad so that's a plus

I didn't like the last one but let's hope I like the finale?

I BETTER SEE ACOWAR IN MY MAILBOX IN 24 HOURS I S2G

"you're next in line to be Nalia's mate."

GROSS NO WTF

To anybody who has their copies of ACOWAR: pleeeease don't spoil on my feed. Please. At least wait until the 2nd of May (official release date). I'll avoid GR then, until I get it :/ that's fair enough to ask, right???

I'll be super sad if I'm spoiled.

2: "if they had removed the other glove, they would have seen a second tattoo on her right arm. The twin to the other. Inked last night, when we crept out, found a priestess, and I swore her in as my High Lady."

I FORGOT THIS HAPPENED

MY TEARS ARE DRIED

SARAH J MAAS HAVE GIVEN ME THAT LAST BIT OF HAPPINESS

OR INSANITY

2: "Break the bond."

KILLMEKILLMEKILLME

2: I don't want this to end I'm so sad sometimes I forget none of this is real

2: I feel really guilty because I'm going to sleep instea of reading the last few chapters.

I started reading this book at 6am and didn't stop until now, 8pm. I was really drawing it out. I never do this with books. Rare occasions, and even then, I finish them with this much % left.

Please don't shame me! I have read it before. I'm thinking I may give TOG another go… I just hate how brutal it is.

2: I am mentally exhausted. There is so much going on.

2: "Welcome to the family, Feyre."

GOD BLESS THE SMUT BUT ALSO IM SO HAPPY FOR THIS MOMENT

FEYRE GOT HER HEA

also Rhys was so nice about the whole pregnancy discussion bless his feminist soul ty SJM

2: THE MOMENT I LIVE FOR IN THIS SERIES IS WHEN RHYS TELLS HIS SIDE OF EVERYTHING AND MY HEART SHATTERS OVER AND OVER

HE DESERVES SO MUCH MORE AND HE FINALLY GETS HIS MATE

I NEED SOMEBODY TO CONSOLE ME I FEEL TOO MANY FEELINGS

2: I JUST WANT MY BABIES BACK TOGETHER OH MY GOD

I still get goose bumps when Rhys confesses he has "definitely" known she was his mate since Amarantha tried to kill her.

MY FEELS. I JUST WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY TOGETHER.

2: are you FUCKING KIDDING ME???!??

The mate discussion has finally begun and my dinner is ready????


Prepare for a spam of my feelings and tears later, then.

2: how can one BREATHE after that smutfest of a scene??????

SJM HELP ME (seriously tho I am barely breathing omfg I'm just so happy they're finally… GETTING IT OOOOON)

2: Go Feyre for sticking it to Lucien!!!!!!

"'It won't be long now.'

'Until what?'"

FEYRE DARLING, BRACE YOURSELF. OH ME OH MY I'M ALREADY PANTING.

2: my GOD Feyre's introspection about her feelings and healing make me sob.

I hate how overhyped this book is but I SWEAR I don't mean to such like such trash. This book is beautiful.

2: HOT.

DAMN.

I could faint from how steamy this is getting. Hint where I'm up to?: the Nightmare Court.

Somebody shove my body into a bath of ice cubes, please and thanks.

2: "Amren and Mor told me that the span of Illyrian male's wings says a lot about the size of… other parts."

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO TYPE IN CAPS LOCK I JUST NEED EVERYBODY TO KNOW MY EMOTIONS CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS CAPS LOCK