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Why did both the boys have to fall for her?????? Damnit, SJM.

YOU MADE ME SHIP BOTH SO HARD.

And I'm just uncomfortable, waiting for Heir of Fire to roll around.

It baffles me how much this story doesn't go into???

How far they've all come?????????

Woooooow

LMAO DORIAN READING CELAENA'S SMUT IS PRICELESS

This chapter is so funny what the heck SJM ppl r DYING

Lmao Chaol trying to have a romantic moment and Cel's like: brb gotta puke, period pain is killing me

Classic SJM

Listening to SJM's beautiful playlists while reading. They're always from classical pieces, and then suddenly

Eminem blasts from my phone.

I'm dying. Whoever added that in the playlist is a god. This is hilarious to listen to, while reading.

CELORIAN WAS SO PURE

SJM HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

Ho
Ly

Mo
Ly

I just realised what that dream meant. YOU GUYS. Even from the first book…

SJM you have set up such a great plot. This was triply as hell.

Dang how did I NOT ship Chaol and Celaena the first time I read this???????????????

Don't get me wrong; I will FOREVER be salty that Celorian isn't endgame. (Okay I'm getting mad again ignore me)

"he knew she wouldn't harm him."

BOY THINK AGAIN SHE WILL
OBLITERATE U AND
YOUR FINE ASS

"'I can survive well enough in my own— if given proper reading material."

REMEMBER WHEN THE ONLY PROBLEMS WERE ALL THESE ANGSTY TALKS ABOUT BOOKS AND MUSIC

GURL

my faves haven't even come into this yet it's so weird it's just the 3 of them wtf

2: we met Nehemia :/ all I can think about is Crown of Midnight...

On other news; Chaol's got a cruuuush.

Remember when the only problem was figuring out if Celaena is supposed to be shipped with Dorian or Chaol?????

I WANT TO SCREAM TO HER: GIRL, JUST YOU WAIT. IGNORE THESE PEENS. A BETTER ONE'S COMIN'.

2: "Still, the image haunted his dreams throughout the night: a lovely girl gazing at the stars, and the stars who gazed back."

I think this is a good time as any to go to bed now :)

2: "Magic was dead, the Fae were banished or executed, and she would never again have anything to do with the rise and fall of kingdoms."

Boi if I've ever read a more WRONG sentence…

2: lmao not even that far in and Cel's already thirsty for dick

2: That's right: I'm giving this series another go. I've reserved all the copies in the library. Hopefully I'll love them this time!

To do or not to do (uni assignments), that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler to reread ToG or Lady Midnight,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles (assignments fuk off pls),
To die (of feels), to read—
No more— & by reading to say we end
The heartache and the thousand natural shocks
For in that reading what dreams may come.

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Abandoning this to reread ToG

OKAY IM A MESS

RHYS
IS
DEAD

I CANT STOP CRYING

Wait… Amren betrayed them?

… I am in complete shock.

… it's time to start crying.

Their dad is back!!! And so is Drakon and Miryam!

YES YES YES

kind of predictable but I'm always clueless and so I'm so overwhelmed with HOPE AND DISTRAUGHT

So fucking typical that Feysand are flirting right before the biggest bloody war they'll ever fight.

Amazing. I love my babies.

(Rhys got the Weaver and I'm giggling hysterically-- I would look deranged to an outsider).

"Rhys lifted a brow. 'Would you like to go into that wagon for a few minutes, then? It's a little cramped between the weapons and supplies, but I can make it work.'"

I needed that Rhys moment, bless.

This is it. The last 100 pages ever.

Y'all get ready to resuscitate me.

"'I can't love him like that.'
'Why?'
'Because I prefer females.'"

I'm dead. This is it. SJM actually has killed me. I choked on the biggest double take/gasp I've ever done, and died.

Somebody hold me.

"And with barely three steps to the edge of that cliff… A warm wind, kissed with lilac and new grass, blasted up from beneath me. A wind of— spring. Lifting me, filling my wings."

I was torn to fully redeem Tamlin just before, when he fought the hounds.

But this?

This simple line is his ultimate redemption.

I could weep, just remembering how he was in ACOTAR. How so much changed.

Okay I think this will be the last happy time for the rest of the book.

Therefore; I shall stop here and go to bed. Or else I'll be up all night, and I can't go to bed while mourning for the end of a fave series.

Happy moment I need engraved into my skull: Amren and Varian reuniting.

I am a blubbering MESS after the Suriel…

Damn you, SJM!!!

"There, I had stood with Rhys—there, I had flirted with him. There, he had lounged atop a branch while waiting for me."

YES THE SURIEL

YES

CAN WE GET ANOTHER MATESHIP REVEALED