cali 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧’s Reviews > Throne of Glass > Status Update

God
F*cking
Damnit

DORIAN DIDNT DESERVE TO HAVE HIS HEART BROKEN

ONE MINUTE THEYRE LAYING IN BED. SO FREAKING HAPPY.

THE NEXT SHE WANTS OUT BC SHE'S FREE.

IT'S NOT FAIR.

Why did SJM have to be so cruel???????

I loved these innocent babies. I wanna cry at how much everything's changed...

"Chaol smiled slightly. She's stirred up enough trouble in the months she'd been in the castle. He could only imagine what would happen over the next four years."

MAYBE DON'T

"'We all bear scars, Dorian. Mine just happen to be more visible than most.'"

I'm so sad with how these 3 ended up… like great she's happy and with Rowan

But like?????

THEY WERE ALL SO HAPPY (and angsty) AND YOUNG AND INNOCENT

Why did both the boys have to fall for her?????? Damnit, SJM.

YOU MADE ME SHIP BOTH SO HARD.

And I'm just uncomfortable, waiting for Heir of Fire to roll around.

It baffles me how much this story doesn't go into???

How far they've all come?????????

Woooooow

LMAO DORIAN READING CELAENA'S SMUT IS PRICELESS

This chapter is so funny what the heck SJM ppl r DYING

Lmao Chaol trying to have a romantic moment and Cel's like: brb gotta puke, period pain is killing me

Classic SJM

Listening to SJM's beautiful playlists while reading. They're always from classical pieces, and then suddenly

Eminem blasts from my phone.

I'm dying. Whoever added that in the playlist is a god. This is hilarious to listen to, while reading.

CELORIAN WAS SO PURE

SJM HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME