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2: This is such a wonderful book to escape from reality, isn't it? :)

2: FYEAH GUESS WHO HAS JUST JOINED THEM FOR BRUNCH

THAT'S RIGHT; THE MAN, HIMSELF.

RHYYYYS <3

2: "This was the happiest moment of my life."

I feel like sobbing, Tamlin was so nice and not an ass?????? :( :(

2: HA remember when the Night Court were the bad guys????

Good times.

Ummm… no offence (and by that; I mean with complete offence)… I want my Rhys back ty. Bye Tamlin (though he's being super hot now, I cannot stand him compared to Rhys).

Holy hot damn, I forgot how well SJM writes fanfic-level SMUT.

"Standing before me was the most beautiful man I'd ever seen."

MMM YES BITCHES GUESS WHO JUST TURNED UP（*＾3＾）

2: okay so I think my glasses are giving me a major headache but I'm continuing to reread this anyways!

It's so weird to read this without Rhys being introduced yet… I don't like it, guys. I pretty much hate Tamlin (bc ACOMAF events).

2: serious why is this taking me so long to read?? I've read it before? I hate reading slowly… :/

Thoughts so far; really enjoyed how terrified Feyre was but still confronted Tamlin.

However it's still so weird to read about Tamlin after knowing all the shit that goes down in ACOMAF.

I've been reading way too slowly omfg the guys aren't even in it yet (but guess who just burst through the dooooor).

Idk if I can handle reading this book since reading ACOMAF. I know so much now.

2: GUESS WHO IS THE BASIC GR GIRL?

ME

This is a REREAD. Any comments I make in updates will be lead with "2:".

"'Don't say Dick Gansey, man. Do not say it. He is never going to be with you. And don't tell me you don't swing that way, man. I'm in your head.'

'That's not what Gansey is to me,' Ronan said.

'You didn't say you don't swing that way.'

Ronan was silent. Thunder growled under his feet. 'No, I didn't.'"

MIND BLOWN YES THANK YOU BLESS THIS STORY

"We can pretend. Just once. and then we'll never say anything about it again."

HOLY CRAP THE FEELS I HAVE FOR BLUE AND GANSEY.

Are there any ships names I should be educated about? Could somebody please tell me?

Omgomgomg that was the most intense fight ever. I was actually shaking while reading Blue and Adam fight.

Ho-ly Crapppp.

This was a brilliant fight and it was so emotional by the end with TEARS and revealing the FEELINGS. I feel their vulnerability.

(This is way more interesting than Ronan I'm sorry)

WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK?!

I was told there were gay people in this. But a certain extremely weird and confusing (yet so sweet oml I wanna cry for them) moment just occurred and now I'm confused.

I feel like I just witnessed Noah and Blue get high in Gansey and Ronan's room (without either of them present) and the BOOM <spoiler>Blue just announced she has a crush on Gansey but not Adam</spoiler> and I am sitting here like "what the heckidy heck just happened???"

Okay WOW the testosterone occurrence was low key shitty until the end when Ronan and Gansey were super cliche "no homo" bros- woah I didn't realise how special their bond was.

"She cared a lot. As she whirled toward the truck with a dismissive shake of her head, he felt a dirty sort of thrill.

Summer dug its way into his veins. He got into the truck.
'Let's go,' he told the others, and slid on his sunglasses."

HOT. DAMN. I FEEL LIKE FAINTING.

"Blue cheerfully g spit a mouthful of brown water on his boat shoes. It pooled in the canvas over his toes.
'Good God,' he said."

That was hilarious oml I'm loving Gansey and Blue in this.

"I'm not being difficult. I'm just telling you I'm not going."

I AM RONAN. I NEED THIS ON A TSHIRT. GOD BLESS.

How weird but interesting that <spoiler>Ronan's mum is also a dream? I should've seen it coming…</spoiler>

Living for the fact that:
A) Ronan called Adam and Blue the "poverty twins".
B) then Blue screamed for Gansey to defend her
C) Adam, rolling his eyes, doing jacks hit bc he is 100000% done with everybody

I am being dazzled by Gansey and I ain't even guilty.

I'm feeling all !!!!!!! rn bc Adam wants to kiss Blue and I feel sorry for both of their sides AHHHH

"Ronan, you're never king to talk to Jane like that again."

MY HEART. Do you hear it? It's BLOOOOMING!

"Ganesy added, 'I would've thought you had more muscles. Don't feminists have big muscles?'

Decidedly not in love with him."

THE SASS. Oh my gosh.

Lazy Sunday in bed?

Check.

Endless hot chocolate and tea?

Check.

(Hopefully) a good book that'll make me cry in probably 8 hours when I haven't even BLINKED bc I'm too hooked?

CHECK.

I'm about to treat myself.

"I will have you without armour, Kaz Brekker. Or I will not have you at all."

God DAMNIT how is this book going to already make me bawl like a baby???????????? HOW

I am about to CRY.

WHAT IS THIS BOOK DOING TO ME?

MATTHAIS WHAT THE FUCK, MAN??????????

"Because, Matthias, you stink of decency."

I'm loving all the last moments before the show down.

However, coolest moment in the chunk: Inej and Nina's girlpower- and dressing up as Fjerdan (or however else you spell it) women soldiers and trying to get in. That was very cool.

This whole book is quite cool, actually. I'm 17. They're 17. Why aren't I that cool?