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Ch 2 - why did the pier collapse?

“He had dark eyes, dark hair, and a gold nose ring.” No he didn’t 😙💅 I just removed it in my mind x

Ch 2 - why did the pier collapse?

“He had dark eyes, dark hair, and a gold nose ring.” No he didn’t 😙💅 I just removed it in my mind x

Ch 1 - some context would be nice.

Who are you people? What is Alaha? What are these laws?

Who ARE you people????

I know more about the Matching Ceremony than any other lore and yet I’ve been introduced to about five people.

Oh, and she has auburn hair. Great.

WHO TF ARE YOU ALL???

At this rate, I’m not even going to finish this by Christmas. The story is getting better - since we’ve moved on from her torture, we’re now onto her dealing with the trauma. THAT’S hard to sit through in her POV.

Oooh it’s dual narration 🤤

Dying of second-hand embarrassment with them relistening voicemail

Not Ali trying to make a panic attack sexy 🙃 having someone insist on HUGGING you when you’re panicking is 👏 not 👏 it 👏

Obsessed with this. Can’t believe I have to stop listening to go to work

THIS MMC



I AM SWOONING

Omfg the yearning. I am frothing. I NEED THIS TO BE A FULL BOOK. I'M DYING. The angst. The tension. Chefs kiss!

YOUNGER brother???

My CR shelf hates to see me coming

The answer is 43%. That’s how long it took for the torture and gore to stop.

I’m not built for this.

Nervous that my Spotify credits will run out soon

My problem with second chance romances is that I think they shouldn’t get back together 😂

She left you at the alter…. Girl, GET UP

What would a MAN be doing here?????

I just read three chapters and nothing progressed in the plot UGH

Helppp I can only make it to like 25% into a book and then I lose all interest. I’m in a reading slump and I hate thisssss

Oh god damnit they’re bi, they’re not even lesbians

WHEN WILL WE EVER GET A LESBIAN IN A SAPPHIC ROMANCE NOVEL

I’M SICK OF THIS

I am reminded why I dislike this author… I feel no PASSION from either love interest. There is never any TENSION. No CHEMISTRY. I am dying of boredom. It’s the unsexy sapphic romance style from AHB. 🫠

This has too much mob business… might have to DNF

I need a diagram on who’s connected to who

Another year, another sapphic Christmas story about a teacher falling in love in New York 😆

Side note - is this a second chance romance???

FINALLY a chapter that means something

Almost 1/3rd into this book and the couple haven’t spoken to each other. They’re not even in the same cities. WHAT ARE WE DOING

Alright, so they finally have seen each other for the first time in this book (one quarter in… sick).

The MMC is pathetic and I’m not rooting for this. I just want Scarlett free.

Switched to audio to finish this in time for book club!

Am I having a good time or am I just happy the end is near?

After reading such grim abuse in my other book, this book seems delightful (and I can actually ignore the poor writing for once)