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"Fucking dicks. Sometimes it’s unfair that we have these fuckers to do battle with all day. And believe me, it is an epic battle. Man versus hard-on. Man rarely wins. Boners are too powerful." HAHAHAHA!!

So this guy is Mr. O's twin brother? This is a series in disguise!

This book needed more editing. 600 pages for this story seems too much. So far, it seems the same things keep happening over and over: she's afraid that her boyfriend, her coworkers or her family will discover what she's up to. She's CONSTANTLY lying to herself and to everybody else. It was funny at the beginning, now it's silly. I'm VERY close to DNFing.

Some funny parts so far but a little annoying that this girl cannot stand up to her family or her coworkers. (I know that's supposed to be part of the comedy but still.)

Really like this heroine.

You can't have it both ways, Allisonn. You can't refuse to have anything serious with the guy and then blame him when he doesn't open up!

This sort of fizzled in the middle. Pretty much nothing is happening.

I'm not finding this sexy, I'm not liking the heroine - who seems almost like grown up Bella, with the bumbling while all men in the universe look at her. Time for DNF maybe?

"I want my daughter to have self respect. I need to set a good example by holding on to my own." WTG, Graham!!

IS SHE NUTS????

If she leaves him for "his own good", it will immediately bring this book down one star.

You can't take the 7 train, stop at 61st St and end up in Catalpa Ave!! Those are two different neighborhoods in Queens!

This is the time when he needs her the most and she's going to act all distant? WTH?

How the hell can they take the same train to work everyday if she lives in Brooklyn and he lives in the Upper West Side? It's possible (maybe they both work in the Financial District and they meet when she transfers to the ACE or 123) but that would mean he takes a long train ride when he has a car/driver and that she happens to transfer everyday to the exact subway train he takes. You know how unlikely that is?

Hmmm...nothing much happening.

How can she be this clueless?

The sexual tension in this book is OFF THE HOOK! I hope the payoff is worth it.

"His throat is to big for my tiny hands." Hahaha! I discovered the same when I tried to (mock) strangle my husband.

"I can save jobs instead of cutting them." Poor naive girl.

"If you don’t have to work hard for something, then how can it ever truly be rewarding?" Oh Tucker.

The godfather competition is too hilarious! I missed these guys.

"How can I be with him knowing that I’m the one who turned his whole world upside down?" If the guy wants to be with you, who are you to tell him not to? I hate the "he's too good for me" trope.

“Why is feeling something for someone a weakness?” Hope chastises. WTG, Hope!

It's taking too long to get to the baby parts. We already know that will be the main conflict in the book. Get to it already!

Oh man! I feel so bad for Sabrina.

Scott! You're going to get in trouble again!

Maggie is too precious.

Maggie breaks your heart ;(

Way to make me tear up in the first chapter!