lyla allen (guess who’s back) > Recent Status Updates

poor baz😭😭💗💗

oh my gosh just kiss already😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤡🤡

ok ok ok let me get this straight. bro is obsessed with other bro. other bro is in love with bro. bro doesn’t know that other bro is in love with him.


i love it

if i tried to make a quote update i would run out of words to use so just know that this book is a masterpiece

bros literally obsessed with him💀💀

new favorite character alert!!!🚨🚨

“They called “Bye” in clashing tones, Simon going high and shrill for some reason”

“Didn’t know the Mafia was still a thing, I love The Godfather. ‘Revenge is a dish best served cold,’” he said in a dreadful Italian American accent.”

“That’s what she said” came Simon’s faint call from the side of the RV.”

i have my guesses on who might be the perp

EHEHEHHhehehehgegHHEahhegegeh

pick one ONE PICK ONE
(and the answers easy)

first of all, strip bowling feels like a terrible idea

love nan✊

ok if do a lot of late night reading but to sum it up: love max and xander, hot tub scene is wack, think i like grayson more now🤡🤡, and genuinely hope skye chokes in champagne or smth.

so i’m confused, anagrams don’t make sense and i was starting to like Grayson more and Jameson less but HERE WE ARE

my new hit list!
thea, drake, emily(she’s dead but still) and rebecca🕺

if i could give this book five stars already, i would. also, LEAVE GRAYSON. GO SO I CAN ENJOY JAMESON PLEASE AND THANK YOU

to: Mick from Copenhagen
Thank you for making Jack look bad because I needed a reason to dislike him. And now I am justified. Thank you.

sincerely,
a fan of Mick from Copenhagen

wow ok 0-100 really quickly

oh my gosh this book i can’t

it’s so adorable and hilarious and sad and perfect. i love it so much😭😭

it’s really good so far! it’s starting to get creepier, and i’m getting more afraid that i didn’t take the fact that it might be scary seriously until now

“You can go back to peeling potatoes now.”
“You should see me at a pop quiz.”
“I encourage accidental droppage.”

new favorite quote alert 🚨
“Are you kidding? Tina’s a monster. She’s what would happen if the devil married the wicked witch, and they rolled their baby into a bowl of chopped evil.”

“You’re acting like a four-year old lost at Kmart….”

“Great, now I have lice.

“Fighting like white-trash dumb monkey…”
my new favorite quote

i’m already almost halfway through!!!! i honestly can’t- it’s so cute and adorable AAAAAAAAAAA

i read a lot. but also, YIPPIE YIPPIE YIPPIE IT FINALLY HAPPENED BUT ALSO A LOT HAPPENED IN LIKE 200 PAGES

it’s suuuper good. i love it. it’s perfect. 👨‍🍳👌

i feel empty and the book is almost finished this isn’t good 😭😭😭😭

it’s ok so far- i just don’t know what to expect and that kinda scares me

it’s still super good! usually books leave me bored in the middle, but i’m actually really enjoying it, even though it feels like nothing is really going on. i just hope she ends up with levi. it’s not too much to ask. please.

it keeps on wowing me and i love it so much😭😭💗💗💗💗