lyla allen (guess who’s back) > Recent Status Updates

buh

I JUST BOUGHT THIS AND IM SO EXCITED

KILL THE PIG

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i want a typewriter now :(

bruh kiss already bsfr

i’m in desperate need of a new series because i just finished a curse for true love and i am not recovering well- so PLEASE🙏 i need some recommendations

i’m filing a police report on stephanie garber to have her twilight saga books removed from her house because the vampire plot line was NEVER A GOOD IDEA HAHAHA😝🔫

i could kiss stephanie garner. the troupe is so basic but im here for it let me tell you

jacks stfu before i cry at my brothers soccer game

i just want to smack evangeline into remembering (and also because sometimes her choices make me want to die☺️🙏)

#imcryingmyselftosleepwtfplot

i can’t go on- why is she suddenly “pick ME….. choose ME……LOVE ME.” and he’s all “lol no”

i’ve never hated a rock more.

BOY

don’t make me get the spray bottle

so why was there so many keys

i’ve never hated a pig this much

why’d his beard disappear like a cloud why is that a thing

ok twilight ok BACK UP

time to add this to my morally gray and blonde bookshelf 💪💪💪

dang ok bye apollo i guess✊

ok wait how am i supposed to choose a side but also that’s bad but also respect the hustle

time for my yearly re-read of the book😔✊

so basically why aren’t they just gonna drop the no homo