lyla allen (guess who’s back) > Recent Status Updates

so basically why is it so good but also like straight guys don’t like kissing gay guys without saying no homo sooo

they’re really taking no homo to the next level

ok setting and plot

so basically why am i not a gay man in his early twenties with giant red dragon wings with an angsty vampire man??

don’t make me get the spray bottle to pry them off of each other

spoiler alert: it’s still gay

wait i forgot how much i love reading and shirley jackson

for hoco i really want this guy to ask me but i don’t know if he even likes me that way (or if he even knows my name because we barely talked) but i want to go with someone but i don’t want to ask him then get rejected what do i doooo

i’ve been in such a reading slump recently and i don’t know how to get outtt😭😭😢🕳️🤸‍♀️

guys am i going to have to dnf this one???