lyla allen (guess who’s back) > Recent Status Updates

guys it’s so good 💪💪🫶🫶💪

i keep on putting updates on when i read twilight but just know that it’s as bad as it seems. if bella caresses edwards rock hard chest one more time i’m going to go feral

i don’t know what foul creature possessed me but i want to read twilight again.

if i am unresponsive for the next several hours please contact the authorities because i may be in my way to murder ed sheeran.

guess who found a book she didn’t actually think existed >:)))

OH NO
OH NONONO
I AM NOT ABOUT TO CHOOSE WHO
I CANT DECIDE
WE GOT TO GO
AAAAAA
IM STRESSING
SHE DID NOT
HE WAS LIKE :((
HE SMILED???
PLEASE HELP

🥹🥹thinking about the future

guys i’m literally sobbing rn
i have a bird nest in the tree in front of my house and one bird died😢

oh no.
oh noo.
i am a sucker for unrequited love.
i’ve turned to the dark side

YALL.
I CANNOT DECIDE
HONESTLY
THEYRE BOTH AMAZING😭😭😭🗣️🗣️
WHAT AM I TO DO?????

binge reading for the past couple of hours, my favorite quote however is:
“She snapped once at Lysandra-when they were thirteen and Lysandra had snatched a lovely lace fan right out of Celaena’s hands. The ensuring fight had sent them tumbling down a flight of stairs. Celaena had spent a night in the Keep’s dungeon for the welts she’d left on Lysandra’s face by beating her with the fan itself.”

that is NOT the mustang way ansel.

celaena.. honey…..
GO GET SAMMM😭😭✊✊

dang ok then

i keep on going on long pauses without updating- BUT NOO ITS ALMOST FINISHED😭😭😭😭

bro how is it so good already😭😭🗣️🗣️✊✊

AW WHAT

HOMIE NOOO
NO
NONONO


JULIAN
J DAWG
KING JULIAN
JULI ANDREWS
NOO

it’s so cute😭😭
oh and i friggen love wes too✊✊

BOOK HAULLL🗣️🗣️🗣️
with @Lexi Monagan
good girls guide to murder #1 📌
good girl bad blood #2 📍
as good as dead #3☎️
better than the movies 🍋

cmon brynn. say it with me. “i work with motive” it isn’t that hard now is it..

never wanted to frighten blow up a woman more than now

so your telling ME, that HE liked HER but HSE only saw HIM as a *brother* and so HE went all FREAKOUT MODE and now here we are

girl what did i just read??

ok dang did not see that one coming

i forgot to put this as currently reading 😽

i KNEW something was up with eve. i’m right. IM ALWAYS RIGHT🙌🙌. more grayson for me then🤭🤭

honestly poor Grayson. but i really don’t like Eve now soooo🕺🕺🔫☺️