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“Tilde said like she was making complete sense and not being extremely rude and maybe a little bit racist.”

What on earth? Tilde, don’t get jumped!

Why do y’all like the amnesia trope?

Oh now we’re onto the fact that someone pushed her.

Are we just NOT going to do anything about the girl that pushed her? Were there no cameras in the stairway?

Not you used the names of two of my brothers.

Of course she’s a chef in New York. I can’t catch a break. New York ME please!!

That loud mouth Ben turned herself into a chicken sandwich!!!

Run run run as fast as you can you can’t catch me I’m the stinky cheese man

Little Red Hen don’t play!

The other frog prince would’ve been COOKED.

Too bad the really ugly duckling didn’t turn into a swan.

“It’s not the lighthearted girls’ night we anticipated, but a night when we confide our deepest fears and shine light on the things we’ve kept hidden in the dark.”

“And there it is, the truth. It took everything I had and some stuff I didn’t know was there to live through Yasmen leaving me. Through her pushing me out of her life. Through her telling me she didn’t even know if she loved me anymore.”

“Who wants to walk in the park? I think that man would run wild with you.”

“With eyeshadow done, I apply a little Trophy Wife highlighter to my cheeks and chin. If Rihanna never records another song, I’m fine as long as Fenty keeps on giving. It’s a fair trade.”

As you should

Because… why was I eagerly waiting for Josiah to break up with Vashti? Good job, Carole, on making him realize he’ll never want or love another like he does Yasmen.

Between Vashti being around, and Deja intentionally being rude, Yasmeen does need therapy and girls night.

Cause I just don’t like Vashti.

And for everyone, that recommended this book… I’m accepting monetary apologies for the tears I’ve cried in these first couple chapters.

That’s the part of depression people don’t consider, that at times it physically hurts. My therapist helped me understand that the back pain and the headaches I developed were most likely related to stress, and stress hormones like cortisol and noradrenaline contributed to my apathy and exhaustion. Which exacerbated my depression. It was an inescapable cycle…

Exactly…

“You rarely see good things in the rearview mirror.”

“Then she laughed and I wondered if this—finding someone you can laugh with when everything hurts—was the stuff happily ever afters were made of.”

“Then she laughed and I wondered if this—finding someone you can laugh with when everything hurts—was the stuff happily ever afters were made of.”

So I’m on Chapter 23, and the mom is just now contacting him. And of course the Dad wants to see him. I want to quote Riley from Boondocks right about now. “I say you toss her groupie ahh and let that heaux stargaze from outside.”

Is the mom or dad not going to contact Nick at all?

Ehhhhh… not how I thought he was going to tell her. Was it because she compared Oliver to Strick? Was it jealousy that made him be honest?

I wonder if he did something careless like stamp or embossed his book with Property of N.R. Strickland.

OMG!! She mentioned Salvage the Bones by Jesmyn Ward!! A Mississippi author!!!!

“Last night at the pool hall. I just need to get my money back. And we’ll use that to get some dinner. I’ll pick up your mom from work on the way. We’ll get Cook Out. Your favorite, right?”

Not we’ll get Cook Out!! Sir, you pulled me out of school, away from completing a test, to be your lookout, and as a reward you’ll be getting me… Cook Out?! Unfit

I just feel like something bad is going to happen, and I truly don’t want anything bad to happen.