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The book is upsetting me so much I e forgotten to annotate. I can’t wait to see what the dad has to say about all of this. Cause he’s not doing anything grandpa said.

IF HE TAKES HER TO A BRIDGERTON THEMED EVENT I AM GOING TO SCREAM! Then she’s a woman of color IT IS GIVING KATE AND ANTHONY! I have been so blindsided by the Mr. Darcy comments I’ve forgotten about my beloved Anthony. OH SHE IS GOING TO BE THE BANE OF HIS EXISTENCE AND THE OBJECT OF ALL HIS DESIRES!

“Perk One: Taking a random flight to New York City because he feels like it would be a good date spot. 
Perk Two: Visiting New York freaking City! ”

I need to go ahead and go to sleep for the night. This is going to make me cry. Zahra is too ME!

“Some of my memories are confusing since I was so young, but the one thing I remember most about my mom was that she loved King Arthur.” ”

Bet you G stands for Gawain

“Rowan likes me. 
And he hates it. ”

If this is a trope, I don’t know what it’s called, but I love it more than enemies to lovers.

“I was wrong about Rowan. He’s the worst kind of liar and the type of man who made me believe in a lie for months because of whatever sick game he wanted to play with me. ”

GIRL BYE! This the best of both worlds.

It doesn’t matter. You’re the last person I should want.” 
“Yeah, well, I’m not supposed to be attracted to an insufferable female who drives me to the brink of insanity yet here we are. You represent everything I dislike in someone.” 
“That’s the way you really feel about me?”

SO THIS WASN’T THE FIRST PROPOSAL DARCY GAVE ELIZABETH THAT WENT TERRIBLE? Most ardently.

I hope he’s starting to see what his grandpa really wanted him to do.

“His entire forehead scrunches.”

Ok that tiktoker was right. I find myself scrunching my forehead, bringing my eyebrows together, and things when they say the character is doing it. That’s why I’m irritated that they keep grinding their teeth.

“Wow. Ani really cares about her sister. While my brothers love me, I doubt they would let anything tear themselves up to protect me. ”

Really? Lauren you have to fix this. Because the way Eloise’s brothers came to her rescue in “ To Sir Phillip, With Love,” that’s what I want to see from these brothers.

“Care to share why you have seventeen versions of Pride and Prejudice saved to your Recently Watched list? ”

Because she’s just like me.

“Amongst other things. I’m not about to reveal my obsession with Juliana De La Rosa and the TV adaptations of her books. ”

Julia Quinn. Lauren Asher is so funny to me. I knew it was the viscount who loved me. With the duke and I

“I squat like I’m not wearing trousers worth an entire month’s rent. ”

Baby she WROTE this man. The thought of a six foot whatever man bending down IN A SUIT to pull your AirPod out of your ear in order to get your attention.

“One does not simply ‘watch the stock market.”

LORD OF THE RINGS REFERENCE! “One does not simply walk into Mordor.”

“Well, let’s pretend none of THAT happened. Okay? Okay.”

Stormi… you text like Mommy baby.

“I frown at the sensation.  ”

Rowan is quite hilarious! I shouldn’t have laughed this hard. Don’t you love when the character hates that they’re interested?!

Spicyyyyyy. I don’t know why I’m waiting to hear “You mean to tell me you kissed me against your better judgement?,”

“my sketch proves why I’m an English major. If I was meant to be an artist, I’d move to New York with all the other starving talent and eat ramen every day of the week until I have my big break. ”

Are you making a mockery of my dream? I was an English major, but I also create art, play an instrument, and dream of working in publishing while living in Upper West Side or Brooklyn, New York.

“What if jerks are my kink? 
Well, at least it explains your unhealthy obsession with Mr. Darcy. ”

Lauren Asher, did you create Rowan to be like Mr. Darcy? If I would’ve known you were a Jane Austen Stan I would’ve BEEN read this book.

“I review the paperwork again. Zahra submitted a proposal about Nebula Land? That’s odd, given the kind of proposal she turned in that ripped the ride apart.”
You’re interested.

“I should be angry at his insult but all I can do is laugh. The kinds of things he says with a straight face impress the hell out of me, and I can’t help feeling oddly attracted to his blunt nature. I blame my exposure to Pride and Prejudice at a young and impressionable age. ”

I blame Pride & Prejudice as well. I’m surely waiting for Mr. Darcy to come find me.

Also… I LOVE when books are written in dual POV. JUST MAKES MY LTTLE DAY!

Hmmmm Rowan that was odd.

You have to admit, Zahra is a bit of a train wreck. Late AND making all that noise?

Interesting… so what does Papa have in store for Declan, Cal and Rowan?

Declan is the oldest. Rowan is the youngest. They are not people-y

AHT AHT!! We neverrrrr speak ill of Mr. Darcy or Jane Austen.

Because why do I like Russ more than Nate? I’m so shocked!

“I think I’m having my main character moment.”

Awwww Russ is opening up.