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Not to sound r-word, but why do… some people date each other’s exes and still call themselves friends? That’s weird. I watched my… classmates do that in middle and high school and thought it was so strange.

Because if my mom had to answer the phone and scream at you to stop teasing me… it could be 2030 and I still wouldn’t forgive you. Kaitlyn and Samantha TRAUMATIZED AJ.

Ew. You were mocking him because he stuttered? Scum behavior.

How did she hurt AJ and why doesn’t she remember?

We call it Poet’s Corner.

So far, Anastasia and Aaron aren’t making me see what the Booktokers saw. I’m only 13 pages in so this isn’t an accurate enough progress update.

I already know this book is going to break my heart...
Look at what page I’m on. This is going to hurt. And tiktok already told me it was.

I started this book on January 4, 2023 and got sidetracked. I’ll read it this year for sure.

Technology is a trap, Caroline.

“I’ll be Samantha again. And more than anything, I’ll be missing Sam.” I know the feeling.

AIDENNNNNNN!!!! Yes sir, Aiden!! You go in and save your girl!!!

This is soooooo good.

Book is moving kind of slow, but I’ve inky begun.

If Cora hurts this girl’s feelings again after all these years, I’m going to be so mad.

Now, were you wrong? No. Not at all. But does that make what you did right? No again.

What’s Veronica’s issue

Now what?

So she really could sing. I wish her mom could hear her and feel guilty. And she wasn’t ugly either? Ooh I wish her schoolmates could see her now.

Ain’t no way her mom beat her again. Ain’t no way those kids tricked her like that.

There is no way Davidia received an invitation.

Why did that man decide to start sleeping with Cora? Did he not have a wife? Davidia can’t catch a break. I’d be thoroughly upset if my nickname was Monkey Night. And why on Earth does Cora not care about Davidia at all?!

Why was Veronica there?

Now you could’ve given him his picture back. Interesting that you like James. Also interesting that you know once you go to college that you’re going to talk again.

I don’t like the mom.

So… no condom. And didn’t pull out… If you think I forgot that something bad is supposed to happen to him you’re ridiculous. So let me guess. He’s going to die and she’s going to find out she’s pregnant?

AITA because I hate, hate, hate that she wears a tiara at her big age? I just feel like the tiara is for attention. I don’t understand it. But supposedly she’s not going to wear it according to this page.

Definitely don’t care for the pet name “chickadee.” But I get it

“On like Donkey Kong” is definitely for millennials.

FACESPACE🤦🏾‍♀️

“I saw those on FlopFlop.”
Amy, I will be your editor if you just give me the chance. Also, if their last name’s Kingsman, it was Kingman the entire book.