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It’s safe to say, I WANT to love Soledad’s journey, because I can’t relate, but I loved Yasmin’s more.

Something about Edward not serving YEARS is bothering. I want him to get the max simply cause was constantly degrading and berating Sol, while he was getting chlamydia from Amber and Gerald.

“The silence on the other end thickens with speculation and maybe understanding. Instead of using his one call to phone home and reassure his wife, tell his family what the hell was going on, Edward called someone else. Someone who is not his lawyer.”

Let me find out it’s Amber. I actually want to skip ahead and find out. BUT IM NOT! Ok Ms. Kennedy

Not gonna lie. I’m glad Edward’s under arrest.

And I’ll keep my ting brief, Soledad being married to him is jarring.

“If you’re that horny,” he says, turning to glower at me, “you have a battery-operated solution in your bedside table.”
“Oh, believe me, it’s been earning its keep.”

That alone is grounds for divorce.

“Both boys are on the spectrum, but they present differently. Some people still speak in terms of more or less severe, but it’s all autism. Just different needs that evolve, and we meet them as best we can.”

AND THEN THEY’RE DEALING WITH AUTISM?! Kennedy… MS KENNEDY

“We failed each other epically. Not through cruelty or infidelity, but through neglect.”

Relatable. Except I knew during the dating phase I wasn’t supposed to marry that man.

Oh Zach was the dad’s favorite

Didn’t see the daddy issues. I have to back to the other books and remember who was whose favorite. Maybe Sam was the dad’s favorite

So now that they’ve admitted that they like each other…

Those women were creeps for how they treated Jesse at the auction.

“Dr. Vasquez’s replacement had had two amazing seasons with the Steelers.”

My teeeeesm!! I should go to sleep on that note.

Clementine showed no loyalty. Hanging with the opps.

Jesse, leave your Granny alone.

I did not just read that. Henri did not just do that. See… we were too happy. I hate it here.

Ming and Corrine got into their dream schools. Just know I’m going to be highly upset if Henri doesn’t get into Columbia or McGill.

You just up and offer him a trip to Canada?!

Closed mouths don’t get fed. How is Henri supposed to know that Evie ACTUALLY wants a relationship and not just to hook up?

“Yay or nay: should J. K. Rowling have come down on Dumbledore’s sexuality or leave the page to speak for itself?”

That’s not the question we have about Dumbledore. We want to know why Harry named his son after the man that raised him as a lam for slaughter. I quite literally loathe Dumbledore.

I’m going to have to go ahead and stop the book. They’re in the Upper West Side of New York, and by now… everyone should know that is where I want to live and work in publishing for one of the publishing houses of New York. I could cry.

EPILOGUE?! Nooooo!! Did we publically humiliate and destroy Dru or not?! It’s Melanie all over again.

Dru is embarrassing for the way she talks to people. And she’s despicable for leaking Amanda being Sam’s girlfriend. And she’s even more embarrassing for texting Walls pretending to be Amanda. Very embarrassing.

“ Not without She Who Would Not Be Named.”

NOT VOLDEMORT!!

Why didn’t Sam just ask PJ who Amanda worked for/with so he’d know that she works for Dre’s terrible self?

I don’t know why I hate the nickname Cha Cha.

Call me back you fucking hag.
I didn’t get the part.

“Fucking hag?” Baby I quit. Cause who you talking to?!

Definitely don’t like Dru

So, Cinderella in her Forever 21 dress at The Oscars… ok

LOVE a good bar fight.

“Rome: *eye emoji* Without me!? *insert Soulja Boy meme*”

THIS WAS HILARIOUS

@Danielle & Nicole took this one line out of context. PLEASE read the book for yourself and get all of the laughs that you deserve.