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I’d be paralyzed by the situation.

This had to be scary and traumatizing.

It’s so heart breaking.

“After six weeks of rom-com-cute dates, they wed in city hall. Audre was born seven months later. But by then, they'd unraveled. The girl Troy had fallen for, the one who could sustain bubbly spontaneity on dates and lusty sleepovers, was different at home. Dazed from pain and pills. And soon her illness overwhelmed Troy's life--killing patience, choking love.”

Cause you showed him a lie. Don’t be mad at him.

“Audre Zora Toni Mercy-Moore!”

I’m sorry, but no ma’am. I love authors too, but that many names? No ma’am.

Chico's blouses

Not my mom’s store.

“The book club, composed of rowdy, upper-middle-class white women on the business end of their fifties, had traveled from Dayton, Ohio, all the way to Manhattan to celebrate Eva with a brunch. ”

Manhattan💕

“The book club, composed of rowdy, upper-middle-class white women on the business end of their fifties, had traveled from Dayton, Ohio, all the way to Manhattan to celebrate Eva with a brunch.”

💕MANHATTAN💕

“IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2019, THIRTY-TWO-YEAR-OLD EVA MERCY NEARLY choked to death on a piece of gum. She'd been attempting to masturbate when the gum lodged in her throat, cutting off her air supply.”

What a way to start a book.

Not you want the black kid to run because they’re black.

Weren’t they in middle school? Why are they writing “fagot” on someone’s locker?

“Well, admittedly, what is pledged is allegiance—or loyalty—to one’s country. But isn’t there the implication of a promise of liberty and justice for all? And do we have liberty and justice for all in this country? I think not.”

I now remember where I got this from. How old was I when I read this book, because I remember this altering my brain chemistry.

Not Sarah called her because she got her period.

“I knew you’d leave me, but you’d never leave your bags.”

Good thinking, Maddy.

“She was sent to test me. And I never wavered.”

Not I feel sympathy for Neil after how he did Alexis.

Alexis and Daniel, Daniel?
Amber who was extorting her son Daniel for money, Amber?
Oooooohnk hate Miss Ma’am real bad now.
Cause not you screwed up two kids.
Living an entire double life.
AND YOU WERE DATING ALEXIS’S EX NEIL!

Girl, if he kicked you out, then get out. Ooh I don’t like Amber.

“He smokes ribs, and he’s got a really good Mississippi chicken recipe. Seriously. Try it.”

What is Mississippi chicken?

Emma better than me. I’m not combing lice off a soul!

Awww she returned the forehead kiss.

You let him kiss you on the forehead? SMH. That’s how we lose the sense we’re born with.

It really sucks that his mom is going to jail

Cause what is your mom doing there? I already don’t like her.

NEIL?!

My name is in the book! Hey Samantha

GOING TO PRISON?! Why is Justin’s mom going to prisonnnnn?

“Of course I want that. Who wouldn’t want to get hit by a love truck?”

“I don’t see any red flags here, other than he’s got a J name. J-named men are the worst. I’m following him on Instagram from my throwaway account to keep up surveillance. You may proceed.”

Jeremy definitely.
Not so much Jerrell, since that’s his middle name.
But definitely Devin with his middle name being Jozaune.
So maybe if their initials are J and D together.

“I found him on LinkedIn,” Maddy said. “His full name is Justin Dahl. He’s a software engineer.” She went quiet again for a few moments. “His dad died a few years ago. I just found an obituary that mentions him. Yup. That’s him. Same kids from his Instagram. He’s got three siblings. Alex, Chelsea, and Sarah.”

Unfortunately, I am Maddy. What do you want to know? I can find it out.

I agree.

“The FBI should hire more women. We’re natural investigators. It’s on his Instagram. And it’s definitely him, I see the billboard. I’ll send you the link.”