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(300/405) my bad, forgot to put the percentage in there

(300/405) Bro had to stop reading in the middle of a sex scene. (#Doug’s pork chops wait for no man) Glad she’s working through her feelings tho.

(290/405) Emma better get her shit together because she loves this man now. Justin don’t deserve her bullshit. He was actually there for her when she was sick, so that’s how she came to the conclusion that she loves him. I just need these fuckers to get a happy ending living with the kids.

(217/405) Emma needs to get her shit together and stop being her own obstacle to happiness. Bros stupid. Also Justin is now a single mother 💀

(113/405) so they both got parental issues. They’re relationship is cute, but the book can get kinda millennial with the jokes, which is the intended audience, but still. I wonder if the dad mystery for Emma is gonna be relevant. I mean, Chekhov’s gun and all that. Anyways, I’m liking it so far and wanna finish it soon.

(35/317) the way he talks about actual women tho!! “I banged this of age woman 😞, really a low point in my life. Glad she got fired.” “Fucking fully developed breasts 😠” “ugly ass career women in NYC”

“Nymphets do not occur in polar regions 🤔 “ (35?)

Bros case file said “potentially homosexual” or “sexually impotent”- gotta keep the pedo secret close to ur heart there, Humbert.

(35/317) Humbert casually mentions he got sent to an asylum for a hot minute. “A dreadful breakdown sent me to a sanatorium for more than a year; I went back to my work […]”(33). The most out of pocket shit & just go, but enough of that. My wife died in child birth I guess. Her & her husband did this study- they walked on all 4s for a yr 4 $. Can’t wait for some pictures (I’m in prison 🫤). On to Lolita

(27/317) this guy is (certified lover boy) certified pedophile. Bro wants to sing in A minor. Holy shit. He just goes to parks & ogles the kids. He only likes 9-14 year olds tho. It’s wild how he tries to rationalize it. No, you’re not justified because it was socially acceptable to marry 8-12 year olds 800 yrs ago. I wonder how he’s gonna meet Lolita? Marry the mom then see her, or marry the mom for Lolita.

(226/324) actually so fucking good.

(203/358) loving this book so far. Like how the main character isn’t a good person, and is demonstrating learned helplessness. I wonder if she’ll be actually able to defy fate. And when/if she tells Louis the truth about her situation and abilities. Also is there a sequel?

(126/358) She’s met Ashley, her partner in crime. I love the dynamic. The only thing this book was missing was some1 in the know, b/c w/out that it’s boring. @ least 1 other character has to know. This book is very vulgar tho. But the premise makes it worth it. I think the vulgarity helps to characterize Miriam. How & when will she meet Louis again? Who were those asshats hunting Ashley? & y, is it the Suitcase?

(Ch 16/19- Audiobook) so a lot of Chekhov guns have been fired. I’ve gotten attached to the characters in this series. It’s the calm before the storm rn, they’re about to stop Berk(?) once & for all. The fake mom shit was heartbreaking. I like Owen & Firestorm, the evil little shits ♥️. It’s been a funny & slightly melancholy ride. The romances have made me sad tho, b/c I don’t have that in my own life.

(Finished on Audiobook) IM SORRY. THE MOTHER IS ALIVE???! WTF. IS NICK GONNA EVEN BE TOLD??? ALSO OWEN IS ON THE LOOSE. I’m sorry, but for what possible reason would she make her husband and her son think she was dead for 3 years? And what will happen in the next book with this information? God damn. I hope Aaron and Nick don’t forgive her for a long time. That’s fucking torture to think your loved one is dead.

(Ch 8/24 -Audiobook) HOLY SHIT HES NOT A CLUELESS IDIOT, HE KNOWS HE HAS SUPER POWERS NOW!! AND MY PREDICTION ABOUT HIS MOM AND HER BEING GUARDIAN IS RIGHT!!! HE JUST HAS TO CONTROL HIS SHIT NOW. And also probably get off his pills.

(Ch 4/24 -Audiobook) I LOVE THAT THERES A SEQUAL!! I wanted for Nick to have telekinesis powers, & it looks like he will. It was a whole chekhov’s gun that never went off. The telekinetic pill not being perfected, the time he blasted Owen away @ Burke(?) tower, lightbulbs going off at the hospital, the headaches, & the swirling debris when he plunged to his death in the last fight scene. I can’t wait bro.

Finished audio book. I don’t like how they hinted at Nick having super powers but didn’t actually make it happen. I’d do read a sequel tho.

(Ch14/19- Audiobook) The narrator does Nick’s voice so well. He makes him sound like the sassy dumbass he is. I was expecting drama & love but all I got was just me cackling through the entire fucking book. It gets hilarious as soon as he’s saved by Shadow Star. There’s a side order of drama/plot & romance but the comedy is #1. Like I love Nick now. I don’t like the supers tho. Something sinister is afoot…

I finished the book. Honestly, the ending was fucking solid. I just don’t see how u can build one relationship off of another one. That part doesn’t work. But the sadness and loneliness A must feel is miserable. I hope they tell someone else about them, so they will have a friend at least. The ending made me feel real emotions tho. So good for them.

(Day 6026 on Audiobook) I am loving this story. The premise, the questions it poses, the way it makes me grateful for the consistencies and belongings I take for granted. But I don’t think there’s a happy ending for A & Rianna(??). How can they be together? What will happen w/ Nathan(I think that’s the possessed-by-the-devil guy’s name)? He needs some closure. I want A to be exposed. For more people to know.

(Finished the Audio book) This book was actually pretty cute. I like how the main characters be like siblings. + how the 2 families joined tog. so the kids wouldn’t have to miss the family they connected with while in different bodies. I just wish they told the brothers about the experience for the silIies. Y was everyone so comfortable being nude in front of their family?? That’s weird. Jack had/has OCD tho.

(50/358) so she met Louis. I wonder why he’s murdered.

(28/358) started the book. I liked it when she watched the man die. But clearly seeing how people die makes her have to cope with cigarettes and alcohol. She also is not successful at all. I wonder how she knows to fight. Pretty interesting so far tho. I like the dark premise.

(Ch 48/48 on audiobook) that was actually such a cute romance story. I liked the karma powers. I just wish she told someone about them. The little song references throughout the book were cute too. The buildup was slow tho. Also they became a pda couple 🤢. Mixed feelings about this one. I liked it overall, but some parts were too YA, if u know what I mean.

(Ch3 of 48, listening to audiobook) I thought she has always had the karma powers, but I guess she’s gonna get em. 🤷 long ass audiobook tho- 15 hours give or take.

(346/346) the last prompt is stumping me. Implications of blaming the stranger and more examples outside of the text that demonstrates the dangers of blaming the stranger. I wanna connect a serial killer tho this. Dahmer or Bundy or Gacy or Ed Gein (I doubt Ed tho)

(313/346) Gotta figure out coupling. Sometimes it confuses me. It’s 12:16pm and I got 33 pages to read, 2 questions to answer, 4 tedtalks to watch, and an essay to write. Pray for me.

(265/346) read about the terroir KSM. Gone have to finish the rest of the book and questions tm. Also start the essay tm…

(235/346) Speed read the Brock Turner case. I hate how Gladwell uses rape to support his stupid ass ideas. Stfu, ain’t nobody love u.

(187/346) learned about transparency and the friends fallacy. 🤷

(145/346) It is currently 7:02pm. Idk if Imma get this done on time…