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We stopped following some 19th century Russian incel and now we're looking at the shenanigans of...

...the Cossacks.

Baaaaaaaaaaaackgrouuuuuuuuuund.

You thought Tolkien's endless background stories were a chore? Tsk, this here might as well tell you how the world was created.

Ulf and Kari went together on raids and shared the spoils, they were best friends. :)

This! This is how you write tension! Nothing really happens except for a patrol coming their way and walking away, because they saw no one.

"I could flee and present as Dr. Livingstone, I presume."

"You learned a lot at Gaylord's."

*Snort*

The short, odd sentences Hemingway uses can be jarring, but that's his style.
Whenever there's an expletive Hemingway replaces it with "unprintable", which makes me giggle.

"Imagine there's an illness that affects 1 in 10,000 people..."

Are you predicting the future (the book was written in 2006)?

Adorable.

Note to self: don't read the part on hypnosis when drowsy/tired.