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Still confused at the world's longest uninterrupted "uhm... Ahkshully"

The dinner scene... I felt all the embarrassment.

"For thousands of years, human beings had screwed up and trashed and crapped on this planet, and now history expected me to clean up after everyone. [...] I wanted to burn the Louvre. I'd do the Elgin marbles with a sledgehammer and wipe my ass with the Mona Lisa."

All this visceral anger perfectly sums up how I feel about this generation. This could be a somewhat more literate Limp Bizkit song.

"I'm a thirty-year-old boy, and I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer I need."

-I expected nihilism, but this goes hard.

-I also expected anger, but I wasn't expecting it to be this visceral.

-I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

To quote Shrek:
"Like that's ever gonna happen"

This feels like reading Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky, but with middle child syndrome.

Ew, Túrin.

Part 1 is a circlejerk.

"I doubt; I fear; I think strange things which I dare not confess to my own soul."
I'm usually not for gay headcanon, mainly because it doesn't make sense story-wise.
In this case, and not only because Victorian life is vehemently anti-lgbtq+, however, it makes it a 1000% more hilarious.

There's lots to learn, and the author leaves the impression he knows what he's talking about.

Until he says Hector (Hammerfall's mascot) is a viking. I get it, big guy, big hammer, Swedish band, fantasy setting... But even the Wikipedia article calls him a Paladin.

I don't like the protagonist, I don't like how the dig is described. At least there's a murder.