Kieran Devine > Recent Status Updates

Sean Conley gave me this book 😀

If I was alive back in the Middle Ages me and Dostoevsky would’ve been boys

I’m just like Bilbo except instead of Bag-End my hobbit hole is called Harts’ Cove.

To all the people who said I’d never read 50 books in 2024:

I’m trying my best but life is rlly busy 😔

About to have my first reread since my dad would read it to me and Aidan before bed when I was 10 years old— I still remember much of the awe it instilled in my as a little kid and excitedly anticipate experiencing it again now twice as old. :)

Dr. Watson falling in love with one of Sherlock’s clients is so based

I’m the Sherlock Holmes of Clemson University (I use deduction to find out what building my classes are in)

I don’t know what it is about Sherlock Holmes but it’s just such a fun read.

Final results:

Grace - 34
Kieran - 33

as punishment I now have to take the SAT reading + post my score on goodreads

Sherlock Holmes killed a dog to show that his hypothesis was correct. Crazy stuff.

Already going to be so good— I can tell!

Whatever it takes to surpass Grace Hankins

THIS BOOK IS ACTUALLY A GOLD MINE 💀

“Today has been a day of folly, stupidity, and ineptness. The time is now eleven o'clock in the evening, and I am sitting in my room and thinking. It all began, this morning, with my being forced to go and play roulette for Polina” (14%).

(to Polina) “I tell you outright that wherever I go I see only you—all the rest is a matter of indifference” (20%).

The narrator is gambling to try and get a woman to fall in love with him lol this book is gonna be incredible

“When life becomes overwhelming, my first thought—my fantasy—is to head for the woods. My house is a testament to runaway consumerism, but what I crave most is simplicity and freedom.” Real‼️

💀 wait this is rlly funny

“The amount of women in London who flirt with their own husbands is perfectly scandalous. It looks so bad. It is simply washing one’s clean linen in public.”

My last resort will be binging magic treehouse books on Dec. 30-31