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victor is legit a psychopath okay cool cool cool love that!! this is so fucking good i can’t even imagine where it’s gonna go but i’m so here for the ride

victor this is a whole other level of down bad my dude

oh victor. you want a toxic boyfriend huh

i fear i'm not giving myself enough time to properly sit with anxious people before starting something else but i can't help it okay i'm buzzing and this is fantastic already

it's nice to be holding back tears at work again

i get how her writing style and humor might not work for everyone but god i adore it so much

11 pages in and matty healy has already been namelessly mentioned as a sleazy edgelord. i'm gonna like this one

of course her first thought after finding out apollo isn't dead is "omg my happily ever after could still come true???"

yknow what i still think this is badly written but i'm not too proud to admit that it's grown on me enough to consider reading the next one. jacks is easily the best thing about this (which still isn't saying much) and evangeline is getting ever so slightly less infuriating from his influence so. let's see how this ends

her morals are all over the place like i get that "aw luc is such a victim after all boohoo" but he's also a vampire now?? like he's gonna kill a bunch of innocent humans probably?? but evangeline feels guilty so it's okay i guess whatever who cares

i have never had such a visceral ugre to jump into a book just to strangle the main character like OF COURSE MARISOL ISNT JUST THIS HARMLESS GIRL SHE'S BEEN SHADY SINCE DAY ONE

girl first of all you barely knew apollo and second of all not everything is about you! get a grip!

oh she needs to have close physical contact with the love interest for an entire day because she almost cried herself to death? uh huh. sure stephanie. (i'm not having fun anymore y'all my brain is melting)

like. what exactly were you expecting you fucking idiot

"evangeline had not thought this through quite enough" at least she's aware of it this time!! progress!!

omg i wonder if evangeline's parents are dead she never mentions them ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

every scene with apollo makes me wanna rip my skin off

i'm very quickly learning that i only enjoy "ooh this boy is so evil and terrible and horrible but sooo beautiful oh no!!" stories when the girl has more agency and fight in her and is also not a moron

i cannot stand evangeline i'm so sorry and also this whole concept of omg these girls should feel so lucky to have the chance to get chosen by this man cause they have absolutely nothing else in their lives to aspire to besides being a princess and finding "true love" like ??????!?!!?!?!?! i just don't think i'm the target audience for this at all but i'm gonna try to at least get to the end of this first book

does evangeline's complete and utter stupidity know no bounds

i think my eyes might fall out of my head for the amount i've been rolling them BUT somehow i'm still having just enough fun to keep reading

apollo is gay calling it now

okay i don't even care how ridiculous the setup for it was, i'm just ready to get into the plot cause it seems like it could actually be fun

IS EVERYONE GONNA HAVE AN INCREDIBLY LITERAL MONIKER OR CAN WE GIVE IT A REST

it's difficult to give a shit about any of this or to feel sympathy for evangeline being an idiot when there's been absolutely no build up to anything so far! i hope when whatever the actual plot is kicks in, it takes its time a bit more cause this intro is just sailing past me rn