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i think i might’ve tried to read this before and DNFed it…

In case you didn’t know, JK Rowling is in the Epstein Files. Just when you thought that woman couldn’t get worse, she does. Disgusting.

“‘I don’t say things I don’t mean.’”

will bakudeku haunt me forever? i see them in everything 💔

IS GARRICK A POTENTIAL LOVE INTEREST OF A FUTURE BOOK??????? possibly Gemma’s? i’m assuming her book is next…

y’all have known each other for TWO DAYS. calm down jesus

“He’d scarcely slept last night because of her. He’d been… Bloody hell. There were no two ways about it. He had been 𝘸𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥.”

OH MY GAWD

Miles can you marry me next? pretty please? 😫

for a book featuring a succubus i thought this would be a lot smuttier 😭 still good just different

my brain is melting. i was not expecting it to get this abstract

i need to make a dent in this tonight

going to the library even though i should be doing my 600 word assignment 🤪

more romances need to start with a tongue being cut off ❤️

AI slop has taken over Kindle Unlimited. even the obvious ones like Chani Lynn Feeler or whatever are being talked about like it isn’t ai 💔 guys WAKE UP

couldn’t find The Wolf and His King at B&N so i ordered it. I MUST HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!

the romance aspect is ruining it 💔 he sexually harasses her multiple times, but i’m supposed to like him cause he has a cat and is sexy? no ma’am! i am calling HR!!

the way that this isn’t cohesive AT ALL…

we got like 3 feet of snow (it’s still snowing) but it’s the drifts making it look insane

please please PLEASE let this be my kind of freaky. it’s been a long cold winter 💔

thank god for Hunter’s pov bc he’s funny as fuck

and if i said it was just as cringe to substitute random words for french as it is for japanese? when your reading a fanfic and they say gomen instead of sorry? it’s just as cringe with french 💔

the only socials remaining on my phone are Tumblr, Letterboxd, Facebook, GR, and StoryGraph.

i’ve never felt freer 🧚‍♀️

i hate when everyone is attractive. normal people exist too, damn it!

have i struck gold again? perchance

i would rather shit in my hands and clap than read a rh or why choose romance

“‘Or I’ll show you why you should reconsider being so eager for a good fuck that you’d open your legs for nothing more than an illusion before the whole academy.’”

WOAH THERE!! SLOW YOUR HORSE, BUDDY!!

urgent care and the emergency room in the same week chat am i cooked

enemies to lovers without instalust????????????? i’m actually shocked