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going into this hoping the romance is soft and the setting dark

Calliope suffers from Sexy Lady Syndrome where everyone wants her but she Can’t Relationship for Reasons.

finally went to the library today 🫶 returned and checked out!! i love the library :D support your library!!!!!!

i am so sick i cannot cope 💔 i need to return library books but i feel to ill to go

all i want for christmas is my infection to go away and i can have 2026 infection free

what bugs me about ACOTAR (besides its author and content) is how Rhysand is three Tamlins in a trench coat. how is he supposed to be the better option? both of them fucking suck

i haven’t read a life changing book in so long i’ve forgotten what it feels like

…sorry, who the fuck is on the cover? mc has black hair and demon is covered in tats. who are these people 😭

when your prof assigns 45 pages 🥲 this is going to take me 5 HOURS

imagine getting robbed at knife point, get stabbed in the neck, and then your body starts morphing into something horrifying… let bro breathe 😭

i want to go to the library so effing bad bro

that prelude was like a Really Fucked Up studio ghibli movie

i think this will be a 4 star+ read for me but lately my guesses on what i will rate something have been very off (looking at you Hemlock & Silver)

why is the first thing i think “this would be better if it was queer”????

yeah brothers fucking suck

i feel so fucking ancient on the social media i still have (deleted insta, tiktok, x, etc) i see someone saying they’re 15 and im like Back In My Day…

we all think we’re so “mature” at 15 and then end up in therapy for 9 years and counting. be safe 🙏

pg # 73 look up # 81

i must let go the fact that this court scene is terribly inaccurate- at least to American courts. this is a magical fairy land. of course it’s not accurate.

“I’m sure the first person who discovered the ocean was upset when he first learned about sharks, too.” in comparison to a poisoner? really, Kingfisher? for someone who constantly tries to de-stigmatize the natural world, why the sudden change? they’re a dying species who Jaws largely curated the irrational fear of… :(

where is the usually T Kingfisher-ness? where has it gone? who the fuck edited this? revised?

are you serious? his mother just grounded him for being a good person and having a friend? get behind me miles, this woman doesn’t deserve you as a son.

35 yo woman calling herself a middle-aged spinster… REAL

jeff buckley x paranormal books x pumpkin spice candle = perfect autumn vibe