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hilo you should’ve died the first time IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!! HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO ANDY!!!

am i crazy? if Ayt said that to me i would’ve said “yes mommy” and be done with it. like anything you say queen

i would die for Andy

yeah that’s going in top 10 worst sex scenes i’ve read 😭

WHEN YOUR TWO FAVES FINALLY INTERACT ON PAGE 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

as someone who suffers from an older brother, i understand Shae’s frustration deeply.

and im probably really alone on this, but i hate Hilo 💔

i hate email

this is like if Caraval was incredibly horny

okay every man in this book (minus Andy) so far needs to die. can’t wait to celebrate lol

oh my god. doru castration party when?

new pfp 🤪 but instead of hachiware it’s my cat pigeon

pokémon hyper fixation came back with a vengeance. how do i work on assignments and read under these conditions

i think i’m going to be sick

this is literally like watching a crime drama but in your head

pivoting back to high fantasy as romantasy keeps flopping for me

crazy how you can like a book one day, wake up the next, and hate it

how is it that in the span of 10 pages everything i liked about this book has gone away

i have to put this down bc it’s way past my bed time but at least i made i big dent 💪

my bad it’s 1992 i just forgot 💔

pause. what year is it? i googled the model of his phone (Nokia 121) AND THAT WAS RELEASED IN THE EARLY 90s. WHAT YEAR IS IT.

not another blizzard someone stop this madness

i can ignore that this is technically i boss x employee romance because said employee does not give a fuck so neither shall i

shit i forgot to work on my essay today and played Animal Crossing instead… tomorrow i’m locking in

this has so much potential don’t let me down 🙏

the pacing is SO BAD… this is starting to feel like a chore

freak4freak 😫

oh thank GOD. Cotter does not shy away from the brutality and classism of this era. disgusting, but important.

the plot thickens