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this is NOT living up to Legally Blonde. if you’re going to write a retelling, it better be on par with or better than the OG. Legally Blonde is so perfect, and set my expectations way too high. this has none of the soul from the OG 😔

a nitpick- Elle Woods studied to get into law school. Clio shows up with no prior effort put into getting into this military school. part of the reason why Elle Woods works so well as a character is her work ethic. Clio feels embarrassed after losing her first fight. like girl duh?? wtf were u expecting. wish she had a small training arc before going 💔

ignore my votes in the GR choice awards. if i hadn’t read anything in categories with Alchemised i voted for the most popular book to win. fuck Alchemised

why do we have to wait until february for the SVSSS box set??? i want it nowwwww 😔

…was making the gods “hooded figures” the only thing you could come up with? are we serious rn. day ruined

this would be so fire if it wasn’t so romance heavy. wdym she’s horny for the mmc right after being torn apart (literally)? bro…

for my sake, the fmc is a large well-muscled norse woman and not the female equivalent of a twink. i don’t think i can read this otherwise

going into this hoping the romance is soft and the setting dark

Calliope suffers from Sexy Lady Syndrome where everyone wants her but she Can’t Relationship for Reasons.

finally went to the library today 🫶 returned and checked out!! i love the library :D support your library!!!!!!

i am so sick i cannot cope 💔 i need to return library books but i feel to ill to go

all i want for christmas is my infection to go away and i can have 2026 infection free

what bugs me about ACOTAR (besides its author and content) is how Rhysand is three Tamlins in a trench coat. how is he supposed to be the better option? both of them fucking suck

i haven’t read a life changing book in so long i’ve forgotten what it feels like

…sorry, who the fuck is on the cover? mc has black hair and demon is covered in tats. who are these people 😭

when your prof assigns 45 pages 🥲 this is going to take me 5 HOURS

imagine getting robbed at knife point, get stabbed in the neck, and then your body starts morphing into something horrifying… let bro breathe 😭

i want to go to the library so effing bad bro

that prelude was like a Really Fucked Up studio ghibli movie

i think this will be a 4 star+ read for me but lately my guesses on what i will rate something have been very off (looking at you Hemlock & Silver)

why is the first thing i think “this would be better if it was queer”????

yeah brothers fucking suck

i feel so fucking ancient on the social media i still have (deleted insta, tiktok, x, etc) i see someone saying they’re 15 and im like Back In My Day…

we all think we’re so “mature” at 15 and then end up in therapy for 9 years and counting. be safe 🙏

pg # 73 look up # 81

i must let go the fact that this court scene is terribly inaccurate- at least to American courts. this is a magical fairy land. of course it’s not accurate.