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my brain is melting. i was not expecting it to get this abstract

i need to make a dent in this tonight

going to the library even though i should be doing my 600 word assignment 🤪

more romances need to start with a tongue being cut off ❤️

AI slop has taken over Kindle Unlimited. even the obvious ones like Chani Lynn Feeler or whatever are being talked about like it isn’t ai 💔 guys WAKE UP

couldn’t find The Wolf and His King at B&N so i ordered it. I MUST HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!

the romance aspect is ruining it 💔 he sexually harasses her multiple times, but i’m supposed to like him cause he has a cat and is sexy? no ma’am! i am calling HR!!

the way that this isn’t cohesive AT ALL…

we got like 3 feet of snow (it’s still snowing) but it’s the drifts making it look insane

please please PLEASE let this be my kind of freaky. it’s been a long cold winter 💔

thank god for Hunter’s pov bc he’s funny as fuck

and if i said it was just as cringe to substitute random words for french as it is for japanese? when your reading a fanfic and they say gomen instead of sorry? it’s just as cringe with french 💔

the only socials remaining on my phone are Tumblr, Letterboxd, Facebook, GR, and StoryGraph.

i’ve never felt freer 🧚‍♀️

i hate when everyone is attractive. normal people exist too, damn it!

have i struck gold again? perchance

i would rather shit in my hands and clap than read a rh or why choose romance

“‘Or I’ll show you why you should reconsider being so eager for a good fuck that you’d open your legs for nothing more than an illusion before the whole academy.’”

WOAH THERE!! SLOW YOUR HORSE, BUDDY!!

urgent care and the emergency room in the same week chat am i cooked

enemies to lovers without instalust????????????? i’m actually shocked

so many romantasy misses lately please let this be good

this kind of feels like a fever dream but also i might just have a cold

one thing about me is if i walk into your house and see a problematic book displayed like you’re proud of it i will turn around and walk out. you will never hear from me again ❤️

“‘What have you done to me?’ he’d asked her. He still didn’t know the answer. All he knew was she’d been a bright, dazzling light in his dark world. Not a remote, beautiful creature to put on a pedestal, but an equal. A second self. If he wanted her, he was going to have to win her.
And he wanted her like mad.”

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

it’s giving Mr and Mrs Smith in the best possible way

been having crazy luck with random historical romance books i find at the library so hopefully this will be another banger

does anyone know a gender swapped beauty and the beast retelling??? 😭 like mf but the beast is a woman and the beauty is a man 🙏

people that only started to hate ICE after they killed a white woman are part of the problem