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“I’m sure the first person who discovered the ocean was upset when he first learned about sharks, too.” in comparison to a poisoner? really, Kingfisher? for someone who constantly tries to de-stigmatize the natural world, why the sudden change? they’re a dying species who Jaws largely curated the irrational fear of… :(

where is the usually T Kingfisher-ness? where has it gone? who the fuck edited this? revised?

are you serious? his mother just grounded him for being a good person and having a friend? get behind me miles, this woman doesn’t deserve you as a son.

35 yo woman calling herself a middle-aged spinster… REAL

jeff buckley x paranormal books x pumpkin spice candle = perfect autumn vibe

‘“I’ve never met anyone as determined to give me so much strife,” he said with affection.’

ETHAN I AM IN YOUR WALLS ETHAN DO YOU HEAR ME ETHAN

“Some men are the devil himself, Audra wrote. I agreed. Ghosts had nothing on the cruelty of real men.”

“I underestimated your talents. If I’m not careful, you’ll have me convinced ghosts exist. I feel like ai’m already under your spell.”

the rizz on this man 😫 it’s not even intentional either which makes it so much hotter imo

it is so gothic historical fiction of this book to include incest 😭

no wonder pemberton is pissed off. for one, his surname is pemberton, secondly, he fumbled the bag so hard on his fiancée.

“Adam smiled cheerily. Ronan would start wars and burn cities for that true smile, elastic and amiable.”

jesus christ get a room

“Adam lived in an apartment located above the office of St. Agnes Catholic Church, a fortuitous combination that focused most of the objects of Ronan’s worship into one downtown block.”

i think this would’ve been better if it was character and vibes based. i can’t believe i’m saying this, but i wish there wasn’t an overarching plot. it’s too ambitious for a paranormal rom-com, and the author is not balancing it well.

i’m incredibly picky with mental illness depictions in media, and i don’t really like this one. it’s better than some, sure. but the whole “my love interest cured my panic attack” bit is fucking insane and stupid. no thanks!

random vegan propaganda 😭😭 at least make it subtle 🥀

why are people so picky with what the penis is referred to in smut? i’m fine with most of it except: dong, rod, magic wand, manhood, phallus, peepee, propagator, knob, dipstick, Johnson, third leg, willy, peter, pecker, weiner, shlong, prick, wang, hog, column, banana, captain, crotch rocket, pork sword…

picked this up from the library knowing fuck all about this book or its author. i thought “oh, witches? word?” and put it in my bag.

my brother broke up with his fiancé and the worst part is the cats having to be split up. DO NOT GET PETS WITH YOUR ON AND OFF PARTNER!!! THEY SUFFER SO MUCH!!!! anyway going to read romance like i don’t irl believe romance is dead LMFAO

did she have to resolve the tension between Santagel and Luzia so soon??? i wanted more 💔 why is finding slowburn so hard? what happened to yearning? pining? longing?

“Every time you use your gift, every time you use me, you let me take a bit of your power for myself. Just as I make you stronger, you do the same for me. You make the blood flow in my veins once more. You remind my heart to beat.”

OH MY GODDDDD 😫😫