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My husband said he read a book about ninja breathing that taught him how to touch someone else and make their breathing match his. This, here said as he squeezed my arms. I asked, "How can you feel my breathing?" He said, "I can't. It was a stupid fuckin book."

I shouldn't have laughed, but when he pinned "DO NOT DISTURB" on a dead woman, I totally did.

"I once shot a man in the anus for all the wrong reasons." OMG, the spouse and I are dyin' 😂😂😂

Alright, we just got to "part four" and my husband has already spit-laughed on me, like 3-4 times.

DNF for now. I bought the audiobook through an indie book store that uses the My Must Reads app, and it turns out they sold me a book with the tracks in the wrong freaking order.

“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”
—Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

Book club tonight. Awww, yis.

Just finished "A Good Man is Hard to Find." If you haven't joined in the month-long read-along yet, remember that you can read a story here and there and leave comments on my weekly reviews! The first seven stories are covered tomorrow.