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"This virtual speed mating is called artificial insemination. Basically, you have an expensive ram with great genes and a healthy libido. Instead of dragging him all over the planet to visit the ladies, the farmer gives the ram a plastic cup and two back issues of Totally Shorn Ewes, and soon there's some sperm available."

That email saying my book on hold arrived and can be picked up at the library (LOL, it's closed) is just STARING at me.

If your library has closed, check out their e-books, e-audiobooks, e-movies, e-magazines, and more. In fact, my library doubled the number of e-materials I can have checked out on my Libby app. Databases should still be up, meaning you can read local and national newspapers in many cases, and continue to get information for research/school.

"Many urban areas are surrounded by wild brushland, a fire waiting for a spark. Sheep and goats to the rescue. California uses them to graze down a highly flammable shrubs, basically creating fire breaks."

DNF. I can't focus on this audio book. It may be the pandemic.

"People love visiting farms. Some want to touch the animals. Some want to emotionally touch nature. And a few just want to touch the electric fence."

DNF

I am slowly growing disinterested in this particular biography because the author has a tendency to jump around.

So far I'm loving it.

I'm not even half way through and am wondering WHAT'S LEFT TO LEARN ABOUT. Apparently, the vagina has depths of which I am unaware.

I can't think of the last time I bragged, but I'mma do it now: there is so robust conversation going on at Grab the Lapels (grabthelapels.com). Like, we're talking 30-50 comments per post. #TootToot