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OMG NO, I’M SO MAD, SO SAD
BUT ALSO THIS CHAPTER WAS SO GRIPING AND DEVASTATING , AND THE TENSION WAS SO WELL DONE, I HATE IT BUT I HAVE TO LOVE BUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Reading this makes me so happy, this is what kidlit should be. It’s so creative, well-written, and it offers great representation. This is what children deserve.

Omg, reading people's theories was such a good idea, makes my experience even better 😩👌

Il est 7h50, non je ne veux pas lire de descriptions explicites de massacre de chat 😡

La narratrice est vraiment con, elle est insupportable jpp, elle gache tout 🥲

So fun, and so weird

I like it, but the narrator is such a boring character 😑

It’s SO GOOD, I don’t want to put it down, it’s so immersive and the writing is flowing

I think I'm really enjoying this ? The atmosphere is so uncomfortable yet peaceful and melancholic ? It's really weird, but mesmerising. I also love how terribly slow it is, which clashes with the mystery/thriller aspects

Off to such a fantastic start ! I love the writing, it's simple, balanced, with some beautiful figures of speech, it reminds me of a tale. The tone also has a tale-like quality to it, which makes the atmosphere calm and quiet, it's mesmerising. There are so many fantastic details on which the narration slows down, so well-thought

I'm gonna miss them so much ;;

Nooo 😭😭 protect my child 💔💔 he doesn't deserve to feel like that
IT'S OK COPER IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT

This chapter was surreal, I loved it, the whole Napoleon stuff was insane and so funny. Katsuko is a fantastic character, 17 yo obsessing over Napoléon and singing la Marseillaise while also hoping to get in the jump olympic team ? Slay girlie

Cute, often relatable , but I'm not the biggest fan of the pace so far !

It's so wholesome, pure vibes, I love it.

Great so far, I really love the way it's told, there's something cheeky and sweet about the narration and the characters, but it's also slightly melancholic.

I don't dislike January as much, but still not into anything happening here :(

Fuck you Shirley

So far I don't really like it ;; I find January so annoying

Honestly, it's restoring my faith in ya 👌
And we're getting the parents story as well??? Incroyable

Secondary characters are definitely my faves (Dawes and Mercy 💕)
Also Alex is not like other girls done right