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THIS IS SO CUTE I LOVE THEM OMG
Like how they see each other?? KISS ALREADY OMG
And like the stop ennemies aspect? 😩💕
ROMANCE GIRLIE ERA'S DOING WELL
THANK YOU COURGETTE

what do you mean i could only read 5 pages in the bus >:(

Vey cute, I like the characters, I like the mystery, but overall too YA for me to fully love this

This is so sweet. I love how the secondary characters also get to be more than simply here for the main story line and actually have a life of their own, it makes everything much more believable. It also gives credibility to August as a character, makes her fleshed out in a more subtle way than ya usually offers.

Unexpectedly funny???

we have our first dnf of the year 🎉
Couldn't handle the "most boring writing of the 2020s" AND the misogyny (aka : the mom of the mc was 14 when she married the dad who was 27 with no comments from the narration ; saying women who wanted to fight for democracy got what the action they were looking for when they got raped and slaughtered ; the young ("last") virgin, trembling with shyness and desire)

"to touch her in the dark when she was crying at the film, trembling with shyness and desire" 🤢🤢🤢

pedophilia and homophobic slur in one page was a bit much wasn’t it 🤡

yo, romance girlies get the good shit 😳

HE SAID ZOOM ZOOM JUICE HIIIIIIIIIII

thank you Florence that was VERY cathartic

1) OMFG THE SIDE ROMANCE IS GIVING ME LIFE
2) trash man.

Hottie McHotcakes has risen

good so far !!

screaming

WHAAAAAT?????

What an... interesting chapter (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ᴥ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ⁠ʋ⁠)

Zoom-Zoom juice

Dolly Purrton stan account

The brief and sudden horror elements are do good 💀💀💀 I love how the monster is actually so loveable??? (Appart from drowning the little boy, but we love a flawed character don't we?)

Casual queer peeps 😭💕

Still going strong, I like how casual it is, anchored in the gossipy every day life of the town

Very fluid writing, but too many pop culture references and too many cliches so far ? I do expect it to be a trap and I think the actual story is only gonna start now?

I loooove the slower pace, gave so much more impact to the first actual bits of creepy ! But although it’s good, it’s not great. I like it, I don’t love it, and so far I don’t see it stick with me for long.

First paragraph and we're already referencing X-files ? I'm sat.
(Although, fanfics about Mulder when Scully's right there??? HELLO??)