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“I learned that being female is as prefab, thoughtless, soulless, and abjectly capitalist as a Big Mac. It’s not important that it’s real. It’s only important that it’s tasty.”

"As a woman psychopath, the white tiger of human psychological deviance, I am a wonder, and I relish your awe."

she got me there

i cant even ridicule her child fantasy because i also imagined it before

"MILF killer" LMAO WHAT IS THIS

i'm not into food porn but i recently saw an ig reels about this book which piqued my interest so here i am

kind of losing my enthusiasm to read i'll try to pick this up again tomorrow

i've never read such an evil narrator my entire life so it's a challenge to read in humbert's perspective

WHAT AM I READING ok u know what? i should've known but i'm still surprised

god i love the writing

i'm reading this completely blind, btw. tho i know that the protagonist is a pedophile. aside from that, nothing else. i've read the trigger warnings and i think i'll be fine ? considering that i wanted to get out of my comfort zone and read controversial novels like this so good luck to me ig

at last, i finished my paper so i can finally start this!

are anna and rafael talking about a revolt? or i was reading too much into this

rereading this because i miss yato

Xie Lian’s heart skipped a beat for some reason, and he mumbled inwardly, “... Oh no, this is bad.”
Even though Hua Cheng’s expression was subconsciously displayed, Xie Lian really was quite weak to this aggressive and rebellious confidence of his.

HE LIKES THEM BADBOY I CAN'T HE'S SO ME

AW FENG XIN

He asserted in a light voice, “It seems the one with the talent for sabres is me. Not you.”

i just know he's been waiting to say that for a long time

you know, i kinda understand feng xin and mu qing's reaction. if i were in their shoes and my friend was also the object of such devotion, my first initial reaction is i would also be revolted

THEY LOOK SO GOOD IN THE COVER WHAT THE FUCK

“Where’s Black Water hiding this time?”
“Just look for whoever’s eating.”

LMAO

everyone was fighting for their lives meanwhile hualian is having a romantic scene

Pei Ming looked at his bloodied hands. “If something like this happens again, will My Lord Ghost King please warn me sooner?”
“General Pei, it’s not that he didn’t want to warn you. Your hands moved too fast,” Xie Lian said evenly.
Hua Cheng snickered. “That’s it exactly.”
“…”

poor pei ming LMAO he'd been ganged up

if shi qingxuan is the president of hualian shipper, pei ming would be the vp

hua cheng and eming fight like siblings istg

“What, are you going to say that your puppet also has a bad temper and doesn’t like other people touching him? He looks nice!”
Hua Cheng reached out and lifted Xie Lian’s chin. “ His temper is certainly nice, but mine is bad. No one but me can touch the things I love.”

WHAT THE FUCK

“Obviously, the kind that belongs to him.”

THEY WOULD BE THE DEATH OF ME

Feng Xin was shocked. “…When did you have a son?!”
Xie Lian smiled. “I haven’t had one yet. I’m just saying that if I do have a son, he’ll surely be just as cute, right?”
Hua Cheng held Xie Lian’s hand and smiled. “Right.”
“…” said Feng Xin.
“…” said Fu Yao.

CUTE

LITTLE SAN LANG IM DYING FROM HIS CUTENESS

“I do not worship gods—
“I am god!”

🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

“Was it a spiritual weapon? ...It looked like a white silk band that someone would use to hang themself. It reeks of evil…”

i can't believe i missed this foreshadowing before

Pei Ming stroked his chin. “Not gonna lie, Your Highness. I get the jitters whenever I see you now. It feels like anyone standing next to you is going to have something go wrong,” he replied earnestly.

HE'S SO SPOT ON