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WHAT HAPPENED

i feel like i missed the part where esther explained why she disliked joan. i was so appalled when she told joan to her face that seeing her made her puke THAT'S SO RUDE & that screams homophobic

i'm confused. what was the "reaction" they're talking about?

what the hell is going on

i see his name everywhere why are u haunting me

career in the literature field may seem broad and encompassing but in truth it is limited. the way esther started to overthink her future career and plans made me think of my own and i realised how lazy i've become. at this rate i wouldn't reach anywhere with my skill sets alone i have to add more oh god

men suck BOOOOOO 👎

the horror of childbirth written in extensive detail is insane another reason why i keep on not wanting to have a baby myself

i might be able to relate myself to the protagonist oh god

that caviar preference reminds me of ike

stepan is so dumb

arSHEEEEESH sorry i had to do it

he keeps on dropping bombs after bombs that i have to pause every seconds and reflect the depth of his statements !

first paragraph and i'm already enamored by its writing

why is the witch gaslighting them LMAO

feels anticlimactic but i guess it's fine

first time trying an audiobook on spotify and IT'S SO GOOD although i find it difficult to understand sometimes because i'm still not used to it but i'm getting there!

i said to myself that i should finish this today but IM NOT IN THE MOOD

the giants are sus 🧐

my reader intuition tells me that the beautiful lady in the woods was the serpent who killed the queen

jill already botched up the very first task aslan assigned to her LMAO i have a gut feeling that things will not always work out for jill and eustace in the following chapters

just like eustace, the newly-introduced character, jill pole, would have an irritating personality at first, then she would have her redemption arc as the story goes on

last chapter!

the land of the duffers and the magician is so nice! i like this chapter <3

my head hurts this invisible chief storytelling skills is a mess

i know for sure the crew is thinking of wanting eustace to stay as a dragon because he's more useful and friendly that way LMAO

i think drinking from the pond will make a human turn into a dragon POOR EUSTACE

Eustace had read only the wrong books.

LMAO he's so me

whenever caspian is involved in a scene, i can't help but be bored WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME

lesson learned: don't mess with a mouse's tail